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It's that time of the year when many companies/employers have a employee holiday party. I have alway found the festivities/activities that occur at those parties to be very eye-opening, hilarious, and sometimes sexually productive. So, in the holiday party spirit, the geezer will like to present a list of the findings you might have made while participating at your party.

1. You discovered that you boss acts like a bigger jack ass than you thought he already was.

2. The CEO/owner, is secretly pounding the front office receptionist who dresses like a slut.

3. The woman from housekeeping who dresses in an oversized uniform, actually have a hot body hiding under that uniform.

4. A little drink does wonders to the inhibition of the chick ,who you think is hot but never gave you the time of day.

5. Pedro the guy from maintenence who you yell at all the time, have actually been screwing all of the chicks in the office.

6. You cannot hold you liquor, puke all over the floor, and lost you chance at ever banging any chick you have ever dreamed of.

7. The guy in the IT dept of whom makes funny jokes and think is a neard , can actually dance better than you, and all of the chick want to dance with him.

8. The chick you waited for this moment to hit on, brings her boyfriend to the party.

9. You fail badly at hooking up and goes home and fap.

10 Every one were party poopers ,and the boss was watching the liquor intake and dirty dancing like a hawk.

Lets hear some of your experiences and or agreement with this list. Party on.
 

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Our douche-bag of a company only gives us gift cards based on how long we've worked there.
 

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We had ours last weekend...very lavish/ritzy hotel in downtown...open bar, amazing food, great music, etc...

We had a good time...handed the valet guy $20 and he let me park the beemer right outside the double glass doors...after the party we walked out and right into the car...

Fun night...


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Well my boss lets me fucking working on Christmas. When I have to drive an hour one way to work and be here at 6 fucking am. No party, no bonus, no "thanks for working Christmas" Fuck this place. I hope it gets burned down.


So how is everyone's Christmas?
 

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Well my boss lets me fucking working on Christmas. When I have to drive an hour one way to work and be here at 6 fucking am. No party, no bonus, no "thanks for working Christmas" Fuck this place. I hope it gets burned down.


So how is everyone's Christmas?
If you didn't work at Waffle House you wouldn't have that problem, now would you??? :rofl:
 

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My company rents out part of the horseshoe casino down here, open bar, basically free rooms, and as a bonus we got paid four paychecks this month(I normally get paid biweekly). Though the party isn't until January 7th.

Also three big prizes. One is a trip for two on a Caribbean cruise and $300 spending cash each. Or a trip to Vegas for two and $500 cash each. Or one of these new badass PS3 gaming chair, ps3, 52 inch 1080p LCD tv, and a $200 amazon gift card. Drawing is next Friday.
 

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Damn, none of those. Of course, company only has about 110 folks, of which 75-80 can make it. Held at a local country club restaurant that overlooks Breton Bay.

1. Open bar, for beers up to Sam Adams, and normal liquor. Top shelf does cost. I havent seen anyone lose control, but since I drive, I'm only in for two beers and leave before 11.

2. 4 co owners always dress up, but are actually funny. The president and vice president last year did a Blues Brother thing, this year it was inflatable sumo suits. The other two ran the Chinese gift exchange, which, being limited to $25, runs heavily to booze,Oh, and the potato cannon which goes around every year.

3. Potato cannon's new owner gets to test out in back of the restaurant, usually towards the gazebo where folks get married in the summer. There was a bill sent for damaged roof tiles one year, Cheerfully paid for by the company.

Not a wild and crazy time, but fun nonetheless. Bonuses usually handed out, in the 300-500 range, about 8-10 door prizes in the &100-150 range, gift cards. Grand prize, these last two years, $1500 in travel cash, which I won last year:)
 

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^^^^^^ lol

someone needs a better yob.


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I had a good job until a new management company took over. I'm an assistant Golf Professional. Pretty good job usually. New company sucks. I'm trying to switch careers.
 

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Ours is Saturday. Our company has 5 people. The best I can hope for is to bang the co-worker's
19 year old daughter that has a crush on me and just got braces. :)
 

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:rofl: I once worked for a group of 5 pathologist along with 2 female assistants. Here is what a party for 8 turned into. 2 wives, 3 mistresses, 4 daughters in their twenties,2 with boyfriends two without, 3 sales rep who were trying to get some business,2 female and 1 male, 2 assistants with 2 girlfriends. Needless to say, the geezer had a blast.
 

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Why? Are you taking vacation, cannot hold your liquor, dance like a duffus, secretly messed with the boss wife, or none of the above?
 

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Why? Are you taking vacation, cannot hold your liquor, dance like a duffus, secretly messed with the boss wife, or none of the above?
No vacation, don't drink and don't dance. I am taking off until after New Years though. I'd just rather be home, although the boss does have a daughter I'd like to get a hold of.:eveilgrin
 
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