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Yeah thats called L O O S E!
 

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I know a dude that fucked a possum.. no worries though, it was dead (before hand, roadkill actually)... and so.. yeah, that's about it. oh and he's a needle dick so that's how it was possible. hahaha possum fucker... gets me every time.
 

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i have never seen any weird sexual act ever.... in thailand, the phillipenes, japan, korea, hong kong.... never ever ever seen weird shit

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these stories are tame
I would hope not tell a story now or you get bant!
 

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TAY04SRT said:
I know a dude that fucked a possum.. no worries though, it was dead (before hand, roadkill actually)... and so.. yeah, that's about it. oh and he's a needle dick so that's how it was possible. hahaha possum fucker... gets me every time.
............wtf.
 

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At middle school (7-8th grade) dances people would have sex in the bathrooms but used doritos bags and ziploc baggies as condoms. They also had a "rainbow room" where chicks all wore different colored lipstick and gave all the guys head so there would be all different colored rings on their dicks when they were done.
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You've got to be kidding.
 

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ooh snap how could I forget...

girl puts a small video camera inside .... well you know where...

and she posted the video of a guy inside of her letting his baby batter go...

it was.... WEIRD.
 

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ooh snap how could I forget...

girl puts a small video camera inside .... well you know where...

and she posted the video of a guy inside of her letting his baby batter go...

it was.... WEIRD.
I saw that once, and don't ever need to see it again.
 

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The weekend before I started 9th grade I was at a drinking party and there was a girl who was wasted and was asking everybody for a cigarette. My buddy said he'd give her one if she got naked and then she got naked. Then he was like well you have to do something more then that for a cigarette so she ran into the kitchen and grabbed a carrot and started fucking it. Unfortunately the carrot broke and it got stuck in her pussy and she had to go to the hospital to get it removed. What a fucking night that was!

Another one would have to be in 9th grade I was at another drinking party and my friend and his gf got into this big ass fight and she was crying like crazy and at the time I was the only one who had a license so she asked me for a ride home. I said sure and I brought her out to the car and she was sitting there crying like crazy then she wanted me to pull over so she could have someone to talk too. So she started giving me the whole sob story and then she asked me if she could give me a blow job. Now at the time I was kinda zoning out on her tits because not only was she hot as hell but she had a great rack as well so I wasn't really paying much attention to what she was saying and all I heard was blow job. It made me snap out of it and I was like huh? And she was like can I give you a blow job? So I was like I dunno because he's my boy. Then she was like ok hold on a second. She whips out her cell phone and puts it on speaker phone and calls her bf up and he was like wtf do you want and she was like you know what? Your a fucking asshole and I don't want to be with you anymore. He was like fine go fuck yourself and hung up. She turned and looked at me and was like you ready for that blow job? I smiled and she went to town. Yet another great night!
 

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i jizzed in this girls asshole back in college and instead of waiting for a towel or something the dumb whore sat upright on my white sheets as the entire cummy shitty mess flowed out. i tried bleaching the sheets but there was still a stain there. so next time she was over i invited my roomates into my room to tell them about the cummy shitty stain, as my gf sat there beet red. a coupe years later my parents were doing some renovations to the clost and i see the sheet draped across their TV to protect it from dust, with the cummy shit stain still clearly visible.
 

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oh i also met this girl on a car website once and we started talking on yahoo messenger webcam, and she starts showing me her titties, walks out to her kitchen to get a cheese filled hot dog, and proceeds to fuck herself with the hotdog for a few minutes... pulls out the hot dog and eats it. then turns her camera down to the chair to show me her twat juice stains on her chair. i still talk to her to this day :)
 

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Someone said taco bell hos....There was a girl in AIT when I was there that it was rumored would screw anyone that took her to taco bell. It was like code. If she agreed to go to taco bell with you, you were in. She was our taco bell ho.

Nastiest videos...I saw the Japanese one where there is two girls in a bath tub together, puking in the bath water and eating it while getting off over it somehow.

Equally disturbing....When I was in Korea I went to this video store and asked the guy for real porn. Over there they sensor out most everything so it's hard to find good stuff. What he gave me was not good stuff. I took it back to the barracks and the video was of a girl on her birthday. For her birthday she got two sewing needles stuck through her nipples and then the guy put B-day cake candles on the ends of the candles, lit them, and made her blow them out as the hot wax ran down them and onto her nipples. The girl was crying and looked like a sex slave. Then he wrapped her in saran wrap and sanded the saran wrap off with what looked like a spinning meat grinder wheel. It looked like it was taking the top layer of skin off as he was taking the saran wrap off. She couldn't move because she was all wrapped up and she was still in misery.
 
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