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Yeah guys, seeing the soon to be release of ernestos built/bored/stroked/ port and polished/head & cams SRT, I am affraid that he will in fact have the fastest stock turbo car in the TEXAS section. My plan is to stratigically place 2x4's in the lower south side of Houston. Ernesto seems to be like a deer in headlights when a 2x4 is in or near his path and is drawn to run into them loseing control. this plan will keep his car in his or someone else's garage and off the street's of houston were he might be able to claim his statment of fastest in Texas section. Any and all help will be appreciated.



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Guy with dings in passenger door aka SONNY
 

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bump.... Well really need to get on the ball on this one guys...
 

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better idea. tape a taco to his passenger window and he'll spend so much time trying to get the taco he'll forget to steer.
 

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No just show him how to cook the taco meet on his motor and he will open his own taco stand and wont be worred about being the fastes any more.
 

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No just show him how to cook the taco meet on his motor and he will open his own taco stand and wont be worred about being the fastes any more.

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