[chevy94z]

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[GrApHite03]

I'd like to add 1 more since i've owned 2....

SAAB
Something an asshole buys

k3v

 

[nvdneon]

Nice!!

 

[IEatRiceForBreakfast]

I'd like to add 1 more since i've owned 2....

SAAB
Something an asshole buys

k3v

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[jigga_x]

LMAO...these had me cracking up!! I had to send it to everybody at work

 

[Crovax Z26]

oh come on ya didnt get the good ones.
BMW Broke Man's Whip

Ford Fix or Repair Daily, Fucked on Race Day, or my personal favorite ****** operated Road Disaster.

Fiat Fix It Again Tony

Dodge, Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment

Honda Hold On Not Done Accessorizeing

Porsche Proof Only Rich Shits Can Have Everything

Saab Still Aint A BMW

 

[Black Sunshine04]

Mopar.....move over please assholes racing


not bad i just made that up......lol

 

[SRiceaTer4]

how about PONTIAC.....nothin against blacks......Poor Old ***** Thinks Its A Cadillac....haha thats my fav.

 

[Ultimateone]

BMW = Brings more women, Bit my Wang

and off topic
IROC = Italian retards out cruising

 

[AnimalCracker885]

no no no
IROC = Its really only a camaro

 

[Stealth RT]

A few from the 70's
Mopar= Misc. old parts assembled randomly
Ford= Found On Road Dead
Ford= Fell Off - Rusts Daily
Ford= Fu*ked On Raw Deal
AMC= All Most Crap / All Most 'a' Car
Pacer= Pissed And Calling A wRecker
Pontiac= Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadilac
International= Err... Just call em "corn binders"
GMC= Grand Ma's Caddy
and.. The differance between a Harley Davidson and a Vacum cleaner is that the dirt bag rides inside the vacum

 

[NBSRT04]

BMW = Brings more women, Bit my Wang

and off topic
IROC = Italian retards out cruising

lol just tonight i was talking about thsi iroc comment..i forget where i heard it from..pretty funny stuff

 

[Crovax Z26]

hey hey it could be Irish Retards Out Crusin. lol. BTW that pontiac one is dumb. they need to make a better one.

MOpar Move Over People are Racing

 

[chevy94z]

this is some funny shit...lol

 

[GrApHite03]

IROC

I Ride On Credit

 

[IbJoEc]

:lol:

"FORD - Fix it again tony!"
"Damn it Dale, that's Fiat!"

 

[Madd_Kitty]

haha i saw that one

 

[UAL_Kingpin]

SRT Street Racin' Thuggs :jester:

 

[jut]

NEON Not Ever Overtaken, Numbnuts!

 

[SRT4INBLACK]

Iroc Real Meaning * Italian Retards Out Cruising*