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The 2005 ESX Motorsports "Maximum Velocity" Female Driver Search is on!!

We're searching the nation for a female driver to race the "World's Fastest Street Subaru" in 2005.

Experience is not required, but will be really helpful when you have to pilot over 1000hp of all wheel drive, ground pounding, thunder!

Visit www.esxmotorsports.com for more info!

 

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This is going to be as much marketing as anything else.

What bish wants to be the new face of ESX?

-faast
 

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/squints

isn't that hood scoop mounted backwards?!?!

Ha!

Seriously though, unless you remove the vanity mirrors and install a cell-phone jammer in that thing, no woman is going to extract any kind of speed out of it anyways :lol:

Oh hell am I gonna be flamed for that :D No more mid-afternoon beer for me!

***EDIT - 0-60 in 1.9! Does the winner get a year's supply of Wonderbra?
 

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Poonkla said:
***Paging Jean***

....hehe
:wah?!: Damn that is a lot of power....f-it, maybe I'll throw my hat in the ring! I would have to learn how to race AWD and 1000HP!!! :wah?!: :wah?!: :wah?!:
 

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:wah?!: Damn that is a lot of power....f-it, maybe I'll throw my hat in the ring! I would have to learn how to race AWD and 1000HP!!! :wah?!: :wah?!: :wah?!:

btw, it's an automatic :D

Mario
 

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Niiiiice :clap: :eveilgrin


If sex changes aren't out of the question...... SIGN ME UP!!! :rofl:
 
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