TuPac said:here the purpose of the car beating's was for what cars srt4's beat not talk about ford LIGHTNING in every thread :? so i start this new one
Grunge said::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe you played the Mullet Card....they are always the ones on cops that get the knock on the door for a domestic dispute.
(Insert Monte Carlo Driver Name Here) answers door wearing old wife beater t-shirt.
"What do you want? "We ain't done nuttin wrong."
(Office) "We got a phone call of a domestic disturbance." "Do you mind if we search your double wide?"
(Driver, in a slurred voice) "Well, we were just sittin down for some vittles, can you come back later?"
(Office) "Sir, please step outside."
(Driver's Wife/Girlfriend/Cousin/Sister with black eye and ripped shirt) "You can't tell him what to do, he ain't done nuttin wrong)
(Officer) "Sir, do you have any weapons or drugs on you?"
(Officer) Reaches into (Driver's) pocket and pulls out a pipe and some weed
(Officer) "Sir, what's this?"
(Driver) "It's for my night blindness, my doctor prescribed it."
Suddenly two of (Driver's) kids run out of the house sporting rat tails and bowl hair cuts.
(Officer) "Sir, is that your Monte Carlo?"
(Officer) "Please place your hands behind your back."