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Okay, I know a few of you are in school and get the luxury of a whole week off for Spring Break. I thought I'd pass on some wisdom...

10. No matter what they say, this WILL be on shown on national television

9. Remember, beer, fat chicks, and water beds are not a good combination.

8. The word "break" implies that you'll eventually return to school

7. Corona is not an anti-drug

6. Go anywhere MTV isn't

5. Beer and women may come and go, but tattoos are forever.

4. Remember what happened to that John guy on Spring Break - he got really drunk and accidentally joined the Taliban army

3. Ask yourself: "Would she still be attractive if I wasn't so drunk?"

2. If you hear Jesus talking to you make sure its not a bearded fat guy asking if you want more cerveza.

1. If you're in Mexico, drink alcohol, not the water.

Feel free to add any I missed.... :lol:
 

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Im going on vacation in sept.. I want cyrstal clear ocean, soft sand, a hammock and some kind of alcoholic beverage in my hand with an umbrella in it.. ANyone got any suggestions? Places you been that you loved?
 

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Im going on vacation in sept.. I want cyrstal clear ocean, soft sand, a hammock and some kind of alcoholic beverage in my hand with an umbrella in it.. ANyone got any suggestions? Places you been that you loved?
Myrtle Beach SC is a great time, so is So. California.
 
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