[Illegal Machine]

Ok, so some folks from Ohio's Thread (they don't have a section) came into the Texas Section to start a little war with us.

That's cool. All in good fun. :thumbsup:

In the process the following comments were made by ohioSRT4SHO:

hey illegal machine your car looks like shit talk to me when your srt4 is a nopi award winning srt-4 thanks

you pieces of shit wouldnt last at a nopi show oh wait they wont let you in because all the sand that will get all over the place,,, talk when you get some awards and tv coverage assholes

you assholes kno nothing bout nopi

I "loled" at this because looking at his avatar, it would appear our cars were similar: Solar yellow/black rims/polished lip.

So I decided to dive deeper into this mystery: Why has he won NOPI and I haven't (other than I've never entered)?

What DO I kno bout NOPI?

I delved into the issue like davemurry would at a "White Sheets: 50% off" sale, and came to no conclusion.

So I decided to start this poll. Which car is nicer? ohioSRT4SHO or me?

REMEMBER this is all in good fun, let all cricticism of both of our cars be constructive.

ohioSRT4SHO:

Illegal Machine:

 

[jrmrbcax]

definitely legalequipment

 

[05redSrtfour]

I vote
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V

 

[bigwiggs83]

Ill Mac like i said i think u have the hottest yellow srt-4 so of course i voted for you even though im from ohio lol keep it clean mang:thumbsup:

 

[red2.4srt]

Yeah both cars look good but Illegalmachine's car is by far cleaner and not overdone. OhioSRT4SHO's wheels look identical to my VSR's. Nice job on both cars guys. Im's car just suits my tastes more. :thumbsup:

 

[BeatingYou03]

ill mac FTW!!!

Wtf is with his nasty yellow lights, the needle dick stripe down the side, and the PINK :gay: intake???

 

[silver_srter]

this is a no brainer...

 

[BeatingYou03]

alright but honestly to be constructive, i'll mac wins becuase the nice and clean look fits my taste MUCH better. Sorry ohio and for some reason it looks litterally cleaner

 

[Plan B]

Definately Ill, way cleaner looking. Just flows better. And what's up with the diamond plate and that intake on 4SHO's!?! They stick out more than the yellow headlights and the Red Mopar badge! Hard to remain constructive, just looks like, well, rice from Ohio.....

 

[BlackWidow]

is his plate really srt 4 sho.... wow what a tool...

 

[EklipzGSXkid]

The second one, It's the cleanest yellow ever even posted on the forum so I don't think anything is going to match up to it any time soon.

 

[BeatingYou03]

Definately Ill, way cleaner looking. Just flows better. And what's up with the diamond plate and that intake on 4SHO's!?! They stick out more than the yellow headlights and the Red Mopar badge! Hard to remain constructive, just looks like, well, rice from Ohio.....

amen brotha

 

[uncommon©]

yellow = yucky

i'd NEVER be caught driving a yellow car .... although i love illmac's car - i have some brotherly love for my fellow trunk blackout srt

 

[Illegal Machine]

yellow = yucky

i'd NEVER be caught driving a yellow car .... although i love illmac's car - i have some brotherly love for my fellow trunk blackout srt

That's what I said....until I saw her.... :readclose :thumbsup:

 

[05redSrtfour]

yeah still wont let me vote!

 

[Illegal Machine]

You have to be here a year to vote, man. Sorry.

 

[rlundi86]

i guess i'll go against the norm and pick ohio's. even tho both look good, i like the fact that ohio still has his spoiler. don't know why, i like the spoilers. i like everything about his car besides the pee pee yellow headlights and i like everything about ur car except for the no spoiler....so he wins.:thumbsup:

 

[BeatingYou03]

17 to 1. Nopi what? someones getting pwnd

 

[penaw001]

There is NO contest!!!!! Illegal your Sert is one of the nicest solar yellows that I have seen.

 

[cashstacker]

If you would like to see the thread that this all derived from look at: http://www.srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=390994&page=14

In order to win at nopi I'd assume that you have to
1. steal a screen door and throw it behind the cross hairs because that's JDM
2. throw some diamond plate in your engine bay to be more like Paul Walker in fast and the furious
3. put your car on a donk