Here is my 12 step program:
1. Tell wife I'm going to buy an SRT.
2. Argue with wife so she will see why we need another car.
3. Get mad at wife, tell her "I'm buying the car anyway"
4. Go to dealer.
5. Haggle with dealer to sell at MSRP.
6. Wait on dealer to get me a deal at MSRP.
7. Borrow money from bank.
8. Sign the paperwork.
9. Wait in lobby till they "detail" car.
10. Finally, get in, start her up, drive home with BIG grin on face.
11. Show wife car, give her a ride in car, let her drive car.
12. Wife smiles at me, says " I love This car", get to keep and enjoy car.
I need to add:
13. Smoke a few Ricers when needed.
That will make me feel better, for now.
Until I get one, OR at least a ride in one,
Or even better, get to Drive One.