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$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements,
makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make
$18,550 while he's there.

$ If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling
it.

$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000),
it would take him a whole 12 hours.

$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money,
they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf,
but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax

deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap
of
$9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be
living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the
Olympics and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his
trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll
still
have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over.

Nerd wins.
 

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Go NERDS!!!!! :oops: :oops: i'll go to my corner now :cry:
 

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spcforker said:
$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements,
makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make
$18,550 while he's there.

$ If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling
it.

$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000),
it would take him a whole 12 hours.

$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money,
they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf,
but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax

deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap
of
$9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be
living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the
Olympics and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his
trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll
still
have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over.

Nerd wins.
jordan would not buy an acura. bill gates is a dick, he sold me a bad x box.
 

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RTShadow said:
$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000),
it would take him a whole 12 hours.
Obviously a honda fan wrote this... Why would Jordan want an overpriced piece of shit lumberwagon?
i know rite, it didn't quite convince me either. LOL @ wanting a high 13 sec "super car" with VTek and shiat
 
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