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Having a bad day?


There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors
and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00,
Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Having a Bad Day?


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a bad day?


A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a bad day?


Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.


What?! STILL having a bad day?


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits!

There now, feeling better?
 

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i didnt read the whole post but i've gotta say that i think the whole exxon thing was messed up, and part of a grand conspiracy theory to drive up the price of oil by president bush jr.
 

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ayat108 said:
i didnt read the whole post but i've gotta say that i think the whole exxon thing was messed up, and part of a grand conspiracy theory to drive up the price of oil by president bush jr.
co-sign.
 

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lifeisdeath said:
Having a bad day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

I'm a bad person. . .But if i was there i would have dropped to the ground and died. . .FROM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD BWAHAHAHAHAH :rofl:
 
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