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"So you've made it to the third level of Abu Ghraib Dungeon. There are 2 hell-hounds in the corridor before you. What do you do?"
"I cast glitterdust and jump behind Dick... I mean Sir Mordakai, High Lord of the Black Fields!"
"I shoot one poison arrow into each of them. Hell-hounds can be affected by poison, right?"
"They're technically outsiders, not demons, right? If they don't have the demonic trait they're not immune to poison."
"Sir Karl of Rovania appeals to his god to banish these fiends to the outer planes and suffer in their..."
"Karl of Rovania? Man can't you do a little bit of rollplaying? Way to kill the suspention of disbelief, jackass."
"Ok, so I already had my bastard sword out, so..."
"Wait, wait... my bad... roll intiative first."
"I cast glitterdust and jump behind Dick... I mean Sir Mordakai, High Lord of the Black Fields!"
"I shoot one poison arrow into each of them. Hell-hounds can be affected by poison, right?"
"They're technically outsiders, not demons, right? If they don't have the demonic trait they're not immune to poison."
"Sir Karl of Rovania appeals to his god to banish these fiends to the outer planes and suffer in their..."
"Karl of Rovania? Man can't you do a little bit of rollplaying? Way to kill the suspention of disbelief, jackass."
"Ok, so I already had my bastard sword out, so..."
"Wait, wait... my bad... roll intiative first."
