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Dodge is saying that the Caliber is: Anything but cute.
I agree with Dodge on this one. So I came up with some slogans to help promote the Caliber.

Dodge Caliber: With looks like this no one will mistake you for being cute.

Dodge Caliber: The body lines only a mother could love.

Dodge Caliber: If looks could kill you would be dead by now.

Dodge Caliber: Even if your ugly, this car will make you look attractive.

Dodge Caliber: When the going gets tough, the tough gets ugly.

Dodge Caliber SRT-4: The reason its so fast is that people will only see a blur, instead of how ugly it really is.

Dodge Caliber SRT-4: We can still wheel hop with the best them. (No AWD)

I could keep writing about this car all night.

Any others? Good or Bad about the Caliber.
 

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All the Caliber hate...

I've actually driven one and I can already say that the Caliber SRT-4 will be worlds better than teh NeOn. Better ergonomics, better handling, and it's already been said that the new 2.4 world engine will be better for boost than the current SRT-4 engine.

Seriously though... if you're judging a car based ONLY on looks, sell your SRT and get a new Civic. That's where you belong.
 

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Dodge Caliber SRT-4: Because Aerodynamics are overrated.
 

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Dodge Caliber SRT-4: Because everyone could use some cheap, fast, box.
 

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Come'on, if we cant joke about, you' all have a very long time ahead of you. You mustve missed some threads in the past where we've just mocked the living crap out of the Neon SRT-4.

Caliber SRT-4, you'll win beucase the other guys blinded :)
 

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DT1 said:
All the Caliber hate...

I've actually driven one and I can already say that the Caliber SRT-4 will be worlds better than teh NeOn. Better ergonomics, better handling, and it's already been said that the new 2.4 world engine will be better for boost than the current SRT-4 engine.

Seriously though... if you're judging a car based ONLY on looks, sell your SRT and get a new Civic. That's where you belong.
I said good or bad. Why don't you come up with a good slogan?

Here's one
Caliber SRT-4: For the soccer mom who is never late for a game.
 

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Caliber SRT-4....cause we stopped making the good SRT4....



HA!
 

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DT1 said:
All the Caliber hate...

I've actually driven one and I can already say that the Caliber SRT-4 will be worlds better than teh NeOn. Better ergonomics, better handling, and it's already been said that the new 2.4 world engine will be better for boost than the current SRT-4 engine.

Seriously though... if you're judging a car based ONLY on looks, sell your SRT and get a new Civic. That's where you belong.
this is very very true! :imwithstu
 

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Dodge Caliber SRT-4: 300hp of pure brokeback fury.

Ergonomics may be nice but I still don't like the mini suv look.
 

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Dodge Caliber: This is what happens when you mate a Pontiac Vibe & Mazda5.
 
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