A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What
> will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best
> martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."
> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical
> technology.
>
> The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot
> bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the
> robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
>
> The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser
> and John Deere tractors.
>
> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
> one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
> have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
> martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about
> 50."
>
> The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy you
> voted for Obama? "
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