So I was over near Perrysburg last night on Dixie Highway. I was at a stoplight when I looked over to my left and there is one of those little mini corvette looking go carts with a 80 year old man in a fez driving it. I rolled down my window and asked him if he was cold driving that in this kind of weather. He replied, "Nice Neon fuck-head. Think it will ever grow up to be a real car?" So of course, I was fuckin pissed at this comment. I rolled the window back up and told my wife to hold on. The light turned green and I hole shotted that bitch like a pro. He pulled on me pretty hard in second which suprised me but I knew that 3rd gear was the "sweet gear" so I figured that I was OK. When I shifted to third, the most unbelievable thing ever happened. We had to have going around 100 or so and that little go-cart pulled the front wheels!!! I told my wife, "He must have NOS." Next thing I know, here comes two more of them behind me hooked together with sign they run with in parades. They are turning quick circles around the original one and mocking the fuck out of me. Well, to say the least, I was pretty humbled. The next stoplight was red so we were forced to stop. As I pulled up next to the old man I rolled the window down once again. I asked him, "What the fuck you got in that thing?" He tipped his fez to me so that tassel switched sides like a high school graduate, smiled, and replied, "I put an intake on it." Seconds later, the light turned green and he drove off. Let this be a lesson to all of you, read it again if you have to.
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So I was over near Perrysburg last night on Dixie Highway. I was at a stoplight when I looked over to my left and there is one of those little mini corvette looking go carts with a 80 year old man in a fez driving it. I rolled down my window and asked him if he was cold driving that in this kind of weather. He replied, "Nice Neon fuck-head. Think it will ever grow up to be a real car?" So of course, I was fuckin pissed at this comment. I rolled the window back up and told my wife to hold on. The light turned green and I hole shotted that bitch like a pro. He pulled on me pretty hard in second which suprised me but I knew that 3rd gear was the "sweet gear" so I figured that I was OK. When I shifted to third, the most unbelievable thing ever happened. We had to have going around 100 or so and that little go-cart pulled the front wheels!!! I told my wife, "He must have NOS." Next thing I know, here comes two more of them behind me hooked together with sign they run with in parades. They are turning quick circles around the original one and mocking the fuck out of me. Well, to say the least, I was pretty humbled. The next stoplight was red so we were forced to stop. As I pulled up next to the old man I rolled the window down once again. I asked him, "What the fuck you got in that thing?" He tipped his fez to me so that tassel switched sides like a high school graduate, smiled, and replied, "I put an intake on it." Seconds later, the light turned green and he drove off. Let this be a lesson to all of you, read it again if you have to.
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I was owned last night. By a shriner!!!
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