Story time. I'll probably post this in OT too cause this is nuts. It's not even Friday yet and this shits ... i dunno im shaking lol
Just got mah injen sri so I was out testing it out.
So I was going down willow through campus and I stop at the corner of willow and fell and there's college kids everywhere. I just think meh they're starting early this week. When all of a sudden they ALL yell LOOK OUT! ... out of the fucking yard next to me theres a silver ford explorer flooring it DIRECTLY at my car as if it were going to t-bone me. I fucking launched(rofl) and got out of the way. Literally he entered the street just as my rear bumper got out of the way so i was lucky.
Once I got through the intersection I stopped in the middle of the road to see what in gods fucking name is going on. The dude puts it in reverse and floors it directly into a pole then proceeds to like turn the wheel as far as he could ... floor it.. and hit an eclipse parked on the side of the road. Just as he hit it I heard a college kid say "thats the third fucking car he's hit!".
So I immediately call 911 because I've assessed the situation enough to know that this isn't going to stop without a backhand from the law. The dude that answered said he already knew about it and asked if he hit
anymore cars, buildings, or poles. I said "buildings?!" "yeah ... did he?" So I sit around and watch along with at least 50 kids and the dude got stuck in the yard and just floored it as fast as he could trying to get unstuck and when he caught traction he ran directly into a pole. After a minute he got out and looked at the front end of his car and got back in. HE DIDN'T STUMBLE IN THE LEAST! HE LOOKED SOBER AS A FUCKING BIRD!
People started going through the intersection towards him but a girl ran into the street and was yelling "BACK UP BACK UP GTFO BACK UP!"
I took off to go park somewhere along the road where I wasn't blocking traffic so i went around the block(long block) and when I got back the explorer looked about 10x more fucked up than when I saw it 3 mins ago. At this time the popo's showed up. The front passenger wheel was fucking parallel with the ground and I think a couple were popped.
I don't know what in the fuck I just witnessed. He had to be drunk but when he got out he didn't sway, stumble or skip a beat. Pissed rampage? I hope this is in the paper tomorrow but I doubt it since it pertains to students at ISU
SRT - 1
Rampaging Explorer - 0
but im sure its due to me having a faster car than most on there lol
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