Browns joke of the day
a guy in cleveland gets transfered from his job to columbus, down the street from his new apartment theres this little sports bar, he goes to check the place out, and sees this huge plasma tv on the wall, he asks the bartender, hey, do you guys watch the browns games here, bartender says, hell yeah, were all browns fans here. the next week end the guy shows up to watch the game, he's carrying this big ass cat with him, the bartender says, hey man, you can't bring that cat in here, the guy says, i have to, this cat is the worlds biggest browns fan, he never misses a game, bartender say, ok, but if anyone complains, he's got to go, well, there watching the game and the browns make a big drive all the way to the 4 yard line, 3 times they try to run it in and get stoped dead every time, on 4th down they kick a field goal and score. the cat goes nuts, does flips all the way down the bar, moon walks back down the bar giving everyone high 5's. the bartender says, holy shit, what does he do when the browns score a touch down, the guy says, i don't know, i've only had him for 3 years.
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