I would like to thank all of you up here in the great northwest (or south west if your Canadian) forall your support. I am looking forward to taking on all the challenges that lay ahead. Of course there will be some new rules you will all have to abide by, but I am sure we will all get along like peas in a pod. As my first official act as your new leader I will appoint kingj07 as my vice president to handle day to day affairs.
I will sit down tomorow with each of you and discuss our future plans. Not all of you are going to be allowed to stay in the Northwest. A few of you will be deported to the Mid Atlantic thread. Sorry. Nothing personal, but we only want the best to be here. During our interview tomorrow please bring a copy of your resume and be ready to discuss exactly why you are an important member of the team. Shirts are not required and will probably increase your chances of staying if not worn at all. Piercings and body art help as well. No unicorns or dolphins allowed. Thank you for your time and I am looking forward to a bigger, better Northwest. That is all.
I think this is some kind of southern ploy to take over the great Northwest. Next thing you know, Coy will want to be ruler over the Polar Bears and Eskimo's
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As your new Northwest President...
: Everything said on the forums is 80% truth at BEST
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