I was riding my uncles gas scooter yesterday. It goes 30mph. It has a silencer on the exhuast. I went down my street, and down my hill,then I came back. Some guy down the street jumped out infront of me(good thing I wasn't going very fast at all at this point in time), and started screaming. He was all,"Are you crazy, are you out of your mind! Your gonna get yourself killed! Thats illegal! Are you nuts!" repeditivly, as loud as he could pointing at me within an inch of my face. "Don't you ever do that again! Go home!" Now these people are alcoholics(I smelled some wine on his tounge; not fresh though), and all they ever do is sit at their pool, and party; whilst drinking. Sometimes they go across the street to their neighboors to party with them(and their neighboors have a baby!). So I went home, scared sh!tless, and he ran away right as my brother, uncle, and sister came down. Then I got my dad......then they all yelled at the guy.
I also remembered, that their driveway is pretty steep. Their daughters always get on their bikes, go to the top of their driveway, and come flying down. About when my mother first got her car, one of them ran right into it as she was coming down the street home. The father, also the crazy guy, didn't care one bit. No damage was done to my mother's car, but she sure was pissed.
Anyways back on track; crazy boy called the popo. The popo, once he got there was greeted by my brother, uncle, and crazy boy. At first chance my brother, and uncle, told the story.
The cop chewed out the crazy guy, ratherly calmly, but still enough, and then came to my place. He just told me that I have to ride the thing on the sidewalk, which I find to be more dangerous, because you could hit a bystander, and to probably not ride around that guys house. He even said he think you should still ride on thestreet, because really! Theres more room, if you stay on the right side of the road you won't get hit, follow the rules of the road, and you're fine. Our scooters that we have, my uncle and brother, go faster than our towns speed limit. Except on our major road.....but really, I just had to share, because that was complete BS, and it pissed me off. The only reason I didn't hit that bastard, was because I'm smaller.
Psycho in my neighboorhood.
THE ONE WHO JUST CRACKED OPEN THE FIRST OF MANY BEERS FOR THE NIGHT
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