"Whenever I visit this lovely blog, I usually run into someone - a "leftist," if you will - who finds pleasure in things that make our country or the President look bad. I suppose I could say these angry types are no better than cheerleaders for terrorism. After all, both entities - the left and terrorists - seem to share the same desire: to put the US, humiliatingly, in its place.
But I would be wrong to say such things. Very wrong. Of course, "dissent is patriotic," and the left is only critical of America because it simply loves our country much more than I do.
That's why calling them terrorists would be intolerant and pretty shameful.
But what about "patriotic terrorists?"
That's kinda neat.
What is a patriotic terrorist?
It is an American who claims to love his or her country while enjoying the enemy's success against said country. It is a person who gets deeply offended if you question their patriotism, while also appearing to share the same ideals of the more spirited folk who like to blow up innocent people.
Patriotic terrorists love America with so much intensity that it appears to the untrained eye that they hate it. But it's actually the most powerful form of "tough love" known to man, woman and Rosie O'Donnell. Patriotic terrorists love America so much that they realize it needs an intervention - and real terror is the only way to enable that intervention. In fact, to keep a mammoth, arrogant superpower like America in check, terrorism is the only thing we've got. Noam Chomsky knew this from the start, making him a patriotic terrorist of the highest order.
This is why he gets the chicks.
Hey, I bet you've probably wondered why Al Qaeda hasn't struck in the US since 9/11. They don't have to. It has its own offshoot franchise here at work already. Patriotic Terrorists.
Think about how much both groups have in common!
-Both patriotic terrorists and Al Qaeda want the US to abandon Iraq, for that reveals Bush and America to be monstrous, laughable failures. It does not matter to either group that the withdrawal from Iraq will make post-Vietnam look like an afternoon at Ikea shopping for a Hoggbo innerspring mattress.
-For patriotic terrorists and real terrorists, car bombs going off is music to their ears. It proves that you can't offer democracy to troubled countries, as long as you've got terrorists standing in your way. And that's great news for everyone who believes in checks and balances between the haves and the have nots! (Note: "haves" means the US. "Have nots" means those who hate the US)
-Patriotic terrorists and the more committed terrorists both believe that infractions at Guantanamo Bay are far worse than anything a genocidal dictator could muster, and such horrors possess far more Page Ranking potential in denigrating the US than anything involving Ed Begley Jr.
-Both patriotic terrorists and Al Qaeda terrorists believe the US desires to control the Middle East, empower evil Israel and expand it's power base at the expense of innocent Arab lives. But both groups also realize that the US is too stupid to achieve these goals - and that makes being a patriotic terrorist loads of fun!
Are you a patriotic terrorist?
If you are intensely critical of the US, while tolerating homicidal enemies who condemn everything you previously claimed you are for - human rights, voting rights, gay rights, women's rights, porn - then you're a patriotic terrorist.
If you talk about tolerance constantly - and hilariously tolerate genocide and suicide bombers because those actions undermine your more intimate opposition, the American right - then you're a patriotic terrorist.
The only difference between a patriotic terrorist and a real one? Real terrorists are simply patriotic terrorists who've taken the extra step - choosing to actually die for their beliefs - rather than simply talking about them at Spago. If Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, Michael Moore, and their ilk had real cojones, they'd all be wearing cute black vests - but stuffed with more than dog-eared copies of Deterring Democracy."
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"The People" in the First Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Fourth Amendment means The People; but "the People" in the Second Amendment (ratified in 1791) means the National Guard (created by an Act of Congress in 1903)?
i just have one thought on the war in iraq......sometimes people with the power to fight have to fight for those who cant . That makes me proud to be a american
See this is exactly what Al Qaeda wants. They want to turn American against American. Obviously it is working since several of you are calling ME the terrorist! hahahaha for fucks sake you couldn't be further from the truth
Please show me one instance where I have been happy, excited, or any other form of enthusiasm about the success the Iraqi civil war is having in killing our troops and draining our resources from fighting the REAL WAR ON TERROR. (clue: you can't)
Are you, lifeisdeath, insinuating that individuals such as Chuck Hagel and John Warner are "terrorists"? Dude you are living outside of reality. Word of the day: Disillusionment
It's pretty funny to watch how many of you guys here get your panties in a twist now that top republicans are calling Bushs' plan a failed military strategy
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They must find it difficult...those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority .
You can't keep the facts that fit your prejudices and throw out the ones that destroy your theories.
See this is exactly what Al Qaeda wants. They want to turn American against American. Obviously it is working since several of you are calling ME the terrorist! hahahaha for fucks sake you couldn't be further from the truth
Please show me one instance where I have been happy, excited, or any other form of enthusiasm about the success the Iraqi civil war is having in killing our troops and draining our resources from fighting the REAL WAR ON TERROR. (clue: you can't)
Are you, lifeisdeath, insinuating that individuals such as Chuck Hagel and John Warner are "terrorists"? Dude you are living outside of reality. Word of the day: Disillusionment
It's pretty funny to watch how many of you guys here get your panties in a twist now that top republicans are calling Bushs' plan a failed military strategy
Yes, and I'm sure you are beaming with liberal pride about how well Bill Clinton's legacy of "peace in the middle east" worked out, and how well Clinton did to stop terrorists from attacking the U.S. and it's interests.
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I get a kick out of this "Leftist" everytime I here that word I feel some people are out to get Left handed people. So everythime I here some radio show and they say Leftist this Leftist that I feel their out to get me since I'm left handed. so I get going
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See this is exactly what Al Qaeda wants. They want to turn American against American. Obviously it is working since several of you are calling ME the terrorist! hahahaha for fucks sake you couldn't be further from the truth
Please show me one instance where I have been happy, excited, or any other form of enthusiasm about the success the Iraqi civil war is having in killing our troops and draining our resources from fighting the REAL WAR ON TERROR. (clue: you can't)
Are you, lifeisdeath, insinuating that individuals such as Chuck Hagel and John Warner are "terrorists"? Dude you are living outside of reality. Word of the day: Disillusionment
It's pretty funny to watch how many of you guys here get your panties in a twist now that top republicans are calling Bushs' plan a failed military strategy
Yes, and I'm sure you are beaming with liberal pride about how well Bill Clinton's legacy of "peace in the middle east" worked out, and how well Clinton did to stop terrorists from attacking the U.S. and it's interests.
I'm by no means beaming with pride, but 9/11 didn't happen on clintons watch
See this is exactly what Al Qaeda wants. They want to turn American against American. Obviously it is working since several of you are calling ME the terrorist! hahahaha for fucks sake you couldn't be further from the truth
Please show me one instance where I have been happy, excited, or any other form of enthusiasm about the success the Iraqi civil war is having in killing our troops and draining our resources from fighting the REAL WAR ON TERROR. (clue: you can't)
Are you, lifeisdeath, insinuating that individuals such as Chuck Hagel and John Warner are "terrorists"? Dude you are living outside of reality. Word of the day: Disillusionment
It's pretty funny to watch how many of you guys here get your panties in a twist now that top republicans are calling Bushs' plan a failed military strategy
Yes, and I'm sure you are beaming with liberal pride about how well Bill Clinton's legacy of "peace in the middle east" worked out, and how well Clinton did to stop terrorists from attacking the U.S. and it's interests.
I'm by no means beaming with pride, but 9/11 didn't happen on clintons watch
Uh, yes, it did, idiot, everything leading up to 9/11, WTC I, USS Cole, Embassy Bombings, all happened while your beloved Clinton was being an assclown in the oval office getting head from interns, and half baked dimwhits like you give a thumbs up and think it's so cool that the president was 'gettin head yah baby' in the white house, making the presidency the laughing stock of the world. GW Bush ruined the presidency? I don't think so. If I have the choice between the rest of the world disliking us, and the rest of the world disliking us and FEARING us, I'll take the latter.
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are you a patriotic terrorist? yes, im looking at you I8URVR6!
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