we need to get the world wide blogsphere on this to rectify this outragious deception! chuck noris could never be defeated, no matter the group of super people lined up to kick his arse... he is unstopible, and will take over the world when he kills steaven segal and mecha-streisand in the final battle of the apocalypse.
but since he killed everyone, he'll be the only person left alive and roundhouse himself to destroy the universe.
Last edited by WildmouseX : 02-09-2006 at 02:09 PM.
we need to get the world wide blogsphere on this to rectify this outragious deception! chuck noris could never be defeated, no matter the group of super people lined up to kick his arse... he is unstopible, and will take over the world when he kills steaven segal and mecha-streisand in the final battle of the apocalypse.
but since he killed everyone, he'll be the only person left alive and roundhouse himself to destroy the universe.
how did you manage to spell apocalypse correctly and misspell outrageous, Norris & unstoppable?
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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The only reason he went down here was to foot sweep them.
If you look closely you can clearly see that there is a stunt double in that clip...Chuck Norris wouldn't allow himself to be caught by surprise like that....
If you look closely you can clearly see that there is a stunt double in that clip...Chuck Norris wouldn't allow himself to be caught by surprise like that....
see, while the stunt double was taking one in the face.. Chuck was at that guys house having sex with his wife then went and roundhoused his whole family.. it happens so quick you can't see it..
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