Got caught masturbating... worst day EVAR! - SRT Forums

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 11:19 AM

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

worst day evah!!!

word to the wise... never masturbate in your living room

update on post 7 and 15

caught at work story on post 33

WTF? How pop found out on 123

what dads GF said on post 182

What my dads email to me said on 272 and 273

Installed hardwood floors on 708

EBDBoudreaux · 04-11-2006, 11:22 AM

was mommy disappointed

warman · 04-11-2006, 11:25 AM

hahahahahaha

owned

smoger · 04-11-2006, 11:29 AM

bwaaahahahahaha

"I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up."

castrol · 04-11-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by smoger

bwaaahahahahaha

"I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up."

"Oh no! What did you do?"

smoger · 04-11-2006, 11:35 AM

"hey richard... that girl outside sure is pretty..."

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 11:36 AM

Havent seen my GF in like 3 months !!!!!

so I run home thinking nobody was there and fire up some poon tang on the big screen in the living room.

well I'm in the middle of a hot jack off session with my pants down and all. and guess who walks in???

my freaking dad and his girlfriend!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

more details to come...

phurst · 04-11-2006, 11:43 AM

Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of one of my favorite all time stories. A buddy of mine from work was at home, and his wife comes into the den and says "Mitch, were you spanking it in the office, cause there was a porn DVD on the desk." and he replies with, "No.........., cause the DVD drive is dead."

smoger · 04-11-2006, 11:44 AM

this thread is gonna make my afternoon. we need more updates!

BTR · 04-11-2006, 11:44 AM

that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the forums dude...

now I dont even want to hang out with you anymore LOLZZZ!

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by BTR

that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the forums dude...

now I dont even want to hang out with you anymore LOLZZZ!

whatever dude.

sonofviper · 04-11-2006, 11:58 AM

damn man. you aint ever going to live that down. move away change your name and never show your face in public again.

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 11:59 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by sonofviper

damn man. you aint ever going to live that down. move away change your name and never show your face in public again.

everyone does it... yes even YOU!

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 12:02 PM

you know what the messed up thing is?

like if he shouted "hey what are you doing!!" and like started laughing like it would be cool or whatever but he made that shit extra awkward!!

he came in with his girlfriend pretty quietly, put the grocery bags on the kitchen table (all while I was in clear view!!, you cant miss poon on a bigscreen)

then they just silently walked past me and walked upstairs and didnt say SHIT, and they obviously saw me!!!

so shit is super awkward around my house now... you cant even imagine!!!

blkformula95 · 04-11-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by smoger

"hey richard... that girl outside sure is pretty..."

"Gee, ill bet she goes out with one of the Yankees!"