Got caught masturbating... worst day EVAR! - SRT Forums

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 10:19 AM

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

worst day evah!!!

word to the wise... never masturbate in your living room

update on post 7 and 15

caught at work story on post 33

WTF? How pop found out on 123

what dads GF said on post 182

What my dads email to me said on 272 and 273

Installed hardwood floors on 708

EBDBoudreaux · 04-11-2006, 10:22 AM

was mommy disappointed

warman · 04-11-2006, 10:25 AM

hahahahahaha

owned

smoger · 04-11-2006, 10:29 AM

bwaaahahahahaha

"I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up."

castrol · 04-11-2006, 10:32 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by smoger

bwaaahahahahaha

"I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up."

"Oh no! What did you do?"

smoger · 04-11-2006, 10:35 AM

"hey richard... that girl outside sure is pretty..."

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 10:36 AM

Havent seen my GF in like 3 months !!!!!

so I run home thinking nobody was there and fire up some poon tang on the big screen in the living room.

well I'm in the middle of a hot jack off session with my pants down and all. and guess who walks in???

my freaking dad and his girlfriend!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

more details to come...

phurst · 04-11-2006, 10:43 AM

Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of one of my favorite all time stories. A buddy of mine from work was at home, and his wife comes into the den and says "Mitch, were you spanking it in the office, cause there was a porn DVD on the desk." and he replies with, "No.........., cause the DVD drive is dead."

smoger · 04-11-2006, 10:44 AM

this thread is gonna make my afternoon. we need more updates!

BTR · 04-11-2006, 10:44 AM

that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the forums dude...

now I dont even want to hang out with you anymore LOLZZZ!

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 10:51 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by BTR

that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the forums dude...

now I dont even want to hang out with you anymore LOLZZZ!

whatever dude.

sonofviper · 04-11-2006, 10:58 AM

damn man. you aint ever going to live that down. move away change your name and never show your face in public again.

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 10:59 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by sonofviper

damn man. you aint ever going to live that down. move away change your name and never show your face in public again.

everyone does it... yes even YOU!

spaz7167 · 04-11-2006, 11:02 AM

you know what the messed up thing is?

like if he shouted "hey what are you doing!!" and like started laughing like it would be cool or whatever but he made that shit extra awkward!!

he came in with his girlfriend pretty quietly, put the grocery bags on the kitchen table (all while I was in clear view!!, you cant miss poon on a bigscreen)

then they just silently walked past me and walked upstairs and didnt say SHIT, and they obviously saw me!!!

so shit is super awkward around my house now... you cant even imagine!!!

blkformula95 · 04-11-2006, 11:02 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by smoger

"hey richard... that girl outside sure is pretty..."

"Gee, ill bet she goes out with one of the Yankees!"

04-11-2006, 10:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
spaz7167 User Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Member Number: 30760 Location: Internet Posts: 634	Got caught masturbating... worst day EVAR! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! worst day evah!!! word to the wise... never masturbate in your living room update on post 7 and 15 caught at work story on post 33 WTF? How pop found out on 123 what dads GF said on post 182 What my dads email to me said on 272 and 273 Installed hardwood floors on 708 Last edited by spaz7167; 04-22-2006 at 07:37 AM.

04-11-2006, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
EBDBoudreaux SRTforums Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Member Number: 22565 Location: tampa Posts: 1,499	was mommy disappointed __________________ (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

04-11-2006, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
warman SRTforums Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Member Number: 27317 Location: MD Posts: 2,630	hahahahahaha owned __________________

04-11-2006, 10:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
smoger Forum Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Member Number: 671 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 23,251	bwaaahahahahaha "I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up." __________________ MidAtlanticSRT Quote: Originally Posted by mmenser I <3 you smoger. Quote: Originally Posted by VegasSRT-4 I don't think I've EVER agreed with smoger, the guy is an idiot.

04-11-2006, 10:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
castrol "Made" Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Member Number: 1102 Posts: 74,679	Quote: Originally Posted by smoger bwaaahahahahaha "I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up." "Oh no! What did you do?" __________________ Check out my Flickr: Click the photo!!

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04-11-2006, 10:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
smoger Forum Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Member Number: 671 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 23,251	"hey richard... that girl outside sure is pretty..." __________________ MidAtlanticSRT Quote: Originally Posted by mmenser I <3 you smoger. Quote: Originally Posted by VegasSRT-4 I don't think I've EVER agreed with smoger, the guy is an idiot.

04-11-2006, 10:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
spaz7167 User Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Member Number: 30760 Location: Internet Posts: 634	Havent seen my GF in like 3 months !!!!! so I run home thinking nobody was there and fire up some poon tang on the big screen in the living room. well I'm in the middle of a hot jack off session with my pants down and all. and guess who walks in??? my freaking dad and his girlfriend!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!! more details to come...

04-11-2006, 10:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
phurst SRTforums Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Member Number: 1899 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 1,151	Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of one of my favorite all time stories. A buddy of mine from work was at home, and his wife comes into the den and says "Mitch, were you spanking it in the office, cause there was a porn DVD on the desk." and he replies with, "No.........., cause the DVD drive is dead." __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by ILLJIM69 cool! i like mustangs. i was actually thinking about getting one, but my doctor said my penis is at least average size, so i didnt need one.

04-11-2006, 10:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
smoger Forum Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Member Number: 671 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 23,251	this thread is gonna make my afternoon. we need more updates! __________________ MidAtlanticSRT Quote: Originally Posted by mmenser I <3 you smoger. Quote: Originally Posted by VegasSRT-4 I don't think I've EVER agreed with smoger, the guy is an idiot.

04-11-2006, 10:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
BTR SRTforums Member Join Date: May 2004 Member Number: 11347 Location: Ma Posts: 8,893	that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the forums dude... now I dont even want to hang out with you anymore LOLZZZ! __________________

04-11-2006, 10:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
spaz7167 User Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Member Number: 30760 Location: Internet Posts: 634	Quote: Originally Posted by BTR that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the forums dude... now I dont even want to hang out with you anymore LOLZZZ! whatever dude.

04-11-2006, 10:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
sonofviper SRTforums Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Member Number: 6250 Location: Dirty South Posts: 1,853	damn man. you aint ever going to live that down. move away change your name and never show your face in public again. __________________

04-11-2006, 10:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
spaz7167 User Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Member Number: 30760 Location: Internet Posts: 634	Quote: Originally Posted by sonofviper damn man. you aint ever going to live that down. move away change your name and never show your face in public again. everyone does it... yes even YOU!

04-11-2006, 11:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
spaz7167 User Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Member Number: 30760 Location: Internet Posts: 634	you know what the messed up thing is? like if he shouted "hey what are you doing!!" and like started laughing like it would be cool or whatever but he made that shit extra awkward!! he came in with his girlfriend pretty quietly, put the grocery bags on the kitchen table (all while I was in clear view!!, you cant miss poon on a bigscreen) then they just silently walked past me and walked upstairs and didnt say SHIT, and they obviously saw me!!! so shit is super awkward around my house now... you cant even imagine!!!

04-11-2006, 11:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
blkformula95 SRTforums Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Member Number: 13672 Location: WestClyde, NC Posts: 1,264	Quote: Originally Posted by smoger "hey richard... that girl outside sure is pretty..." "Gee, ill bet she goes out with one of the Yankees!" __________________ =ModernMopar.net= S3R w/toys 3" catless DP, CAI, Mopar CB, AEM uego, DC STB, mopar sts, Perrin UPP, MSD coil, 35lb CF boost gauge, Eibach pro-kit, huge nuts

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