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Old 04-18-2007, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my car!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"What the fuck?! Where's my Rolex?!?"
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Sounds about right to me! LOL

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch....
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Did you guys here about that actress, Reese... that got stabbed?
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two peanuts were walking in the park..................one was assaulted.
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Did you guys here about that actress, Reese... that got stabbed?

I don't get it
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what do you call a cow with no legs?
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what!
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what!


ground beef! lmao

what do you call a cow with two legs?
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yo mama!
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no, but close.

lean beef!
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This is the funniest one so far
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What do you call a woman with 1 leg shorter than the other?

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What if she's asian?

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I'm sure everyone has heard this but....What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
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Did you guys here about that actress, Reese... that got stabbed?

I don't get it

I guess it does'nt work on the internet. When I say that actress got stabbed;Reese.., you say Witherspoon? Then I say No with a knife..
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