Quote: Originally Posted by Tex
if i have to run to another frickin gas station because people bring their car in for me to tune with NO FUCKING GAS, im going to pour a gallon on their seats and set the bitch ablazin!!!!!!!!!!
I know, that one is such a classic. We charge 5.95 per gallon for fuel. Course we have to drive 4 freaking miles to go get it.
Basic maintinence is the other. I can tell that TEX knows exaclty what I'm talking about here. F'ing wire running everywhere train wreck belts on blower cars. I can't tell you how many hours get spent on basic automotive maintainence.
Oh, and if you screw with V8 guys much, the cam guy. You know the guy who called you and asked what cam he should put in his car. Answer: "whatever size cam you think it needs and then get one 4 times smaller". But in reality you need to call a cam company and talk to a tech guy who will tell you EXACTLY what cam your car needs, cause he pretty much does that ALL day. But it never fails, they show up with "the super cam" well, I called crane cams (you know a company that makes them) and he told me one thing, but then this OTHER guy said at "big power speed shop "told me THIS cam would make wicked power!!, so thats what I put in it.... Make a dyno pull, uh this cam wont come on till 7000 Pisssssshshshshshshshshs your dyno is broken!
Or the "one bigger guy". You know, the guy that built a really nice good running car that you tuned. And it made impressive power and ran really good. So then the next car he brings you is basially the same car only "we went everything one bigger". Twice the head upped the compression and of course we went down to "big powe speed" and they gave us this cam.......
And the "I've got everything guy". You know the guy that has Fing everything on his car but none of it works. We had a Z06 vette once that, I'm at a loss for words here, EVERYTHING on it. Nitrous, Water injection, controllers, gauges, adapters wires going everywhere, another nitrous kit, purge setups, bottle heaters, MSD timing controllers, and hacked this really really nice car up terrible installing it all. And NONE of it worked. All the wiring has those crimp connectors it was just a unbelieveable. NONE of it worked. When we tried to make a pull and fired the nitrous the PURGE valve fired! Z06 vette.... Really nice car just destroyed.