To the tool I saw today...

[hercfe]

In the flat black, really rusty Honda Civic hatch on 300 in Newburgh. Thanks for that great laugh. When I noticed you revving at either me or that Mustang GT vert I thought you were just trying to keep from stalling out, but then I noticed your exhaust pipe dangling below you passenger floor panel and realized that I was about to be burned by your sweet ass Civic. Then, when you floored it in traffic between those two stoplights that are maybe 300yds apart, nearly reaching the speed of plaid, and your muffler fell out of the back of your car I peed myself.

So heres to you, flatblack rusty civic douchebag. I owe you a 'thank you' for the good chuckle you gave me, but you owe me one (1) pair of Levi blue jeans, and an interior wash/upholstery shampoo.

[srtgtr34]

I actually saw a muffler sitting on the side of the road when I was on my way home from work..... Then when I just went bye there again earlier this mourning and its gone, he must have retrieved his junk.

[lyncoo]

thats funny

[cokey]

ha.. stupid ricers..

[toomuchboost33]

ok my god thats fucking so funny bro.. a while back almost the same thing happened to me this jack ass in a lik a 96-2000 civic coupe kept trying to race me when i had my mom in the car well we were on a busy road so he went to fly ahead of me and there was like a rock or something in the road it flow up and smashed a huge hole in his gas tank me and my mom were dieing laughing we passed him. went to the store when we came out he was still there with his flashers on.. it was so funny i passed him with the window down pointing and laughing....