no limits pimp juice thread

[never2muchboost]

beautiful walking down the street,because brett is the only other one on the street walking towards her the wheels start turning....

brett: excuse me young lady..

young lady: yes is something wrong?

brett:is that a mirror in your pocket?

young lady: pardon me?

brett: just curious cause i can see myself in your pants..

pause:::::::::

young lady: *SLAP*

[nolimits]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , im too smooth to use a line like that. I got some great lines to use for girls, Guaranteed to turn them to butta. Should I list some of the ones I used or how about people post some lines they THINK I would use.

[Broken5hifT]

brett: hi

girl: um, hi

brett:........................*zip*

girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[never2muchboost]

brett: hi

girl: um, hi

brett:........................*zip*

girl:do i look like a lesbian to you!! *SLAP*

[nolimits]

Listen guys, if I unzipped my pants, id get sued by her for poking out her eye.

[nolimits]

Let me teach you little players one of my lines that has a 90% success rate:

Me: Are you a parking ticket?

Girl: What?

Me: Cause you got fine written all over you.

Girl: Why dont you come over to my apt.

Me: ........................ *Zip*

[MrGonja]

Quote: Originally Posted by nolimits

Let me teach you little players one of my lines that has a 90% success rate:

Me: Are you a parking ticket?

Girl: What?

Me: Cause you got fine written all over you.

Girl: Why dont you come over to my apt.

Me: ........................ *Zip*

Girl: BUAHAHAHAHAH

BUYAH!
MrG

[thepowertowin]

Don't I know you from the bus? <works every time.. .

[a853rox]

You should change your name to Visa.... because you're everywhere I want to be.
Then buy her a drink and you're golden. They eat that corney shit up.