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Old 11-13-2007, 08:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So i need to get tested, not cause i'm worried i have anything its just been two years and my new GF pointed out thats kinda dumb.... I was with one girl for most those 2 years but regardless i'm gonna get tested. I just moved recently to where i'm at now so no Doctor and i'm on tight schedule with work and school so i was just going to go to a clinic but a friend of mine tells me i should go to the doctor and get the cotton swab test what would OT do? Clinic and get the Blood and Urine test or Doctor and get the swab up the peepee hole??
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Old 11-13-2007, 08:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you have aids nothing to worry about
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q-tip? pee hole? OH FUCK NO

i'd rather live with AIDS and ghonnorea than get a q-tip shoved up my piss hole
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Old 11-13-2007, 08:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ummm hopefully not but tech there was like a 1% chance or some shit that i could have contracted it from the tendant they put in me last year so ya getting tested def needs to be done.
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blood and qtip up the wang...hurts like a BITCH.....then waiting game and its a long ass wait....you will remember every questionable lay you have ever had.....it sucks....
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In order to test for the gonhorrea and chlamydia (sp on both?) you have to get swabbed. Blood is for Syphillis, AIDS, etc. You get to do both!
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oh and new gf? i thought you were married... no?
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AIDS is FTW versus having anything shoved up your pee hole
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AIDS > q-tip
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nope that ended in like May its a long ass story maybe ill make a post about it in another thread, long story short she's a whore
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AIDS > q-tip

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anything> shit being jammed down the wrong way
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In order to test for the gonhorrea and chlamydia (sp on both?) you have to get swabbed. Blood is for Syphillis, AIDS, etc. You get to do both!

do clinics usualy do swab tests, i haven't gotten tested since i got outta then navy, and they didnt do the swab test so i've never had it done
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In order to test for the gonhorrea and chlamydia (sp on both?) you have to get swabbed. Blood is for Syphillis, AIDS, etc. You get to do both!

do clinics usualy do swab tests, i haven't gotten tested since i got outta then navy, and they didnt do the swab test so i've never had it done

Yeah...I've been swabbed...that shit hurts....makes you feel like your pissing razor blades cause the q-tip fucks your shit up. I guess if you're burning already it don't matter
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