Royal Caribbean's record-setting $1.5 billion, 1200-foot-long, 16-deck-high, 220,000-ton, Tower-of-Babel-on-sea luxury cruiser has finally set sail from Finland to Miami. I hate to be the one to ask but, um, there aren't any icebergs on the way, right guys?
Royal Caribbean named this affront to god the "Oasis of the Seas," which, yeah, is a super cheesy name, but it's not like there's anything subtle about a god damn 1200-foot-long boat. It'll operate out of Miami and begin offering cruises in December. The Oasis of the Seas has a maximum capacity of around 6,000 people, which for the record is larger than the population of MY ENTIRE HOMETOWN. It's about 50% bigger than the current frontrunner in the "Titanic 2/Icarus" competition, the Queen Mary II, so now you can all feel free to hop on board that ship, since the Oasis of the Seas (really, you guys had to brag about the several seas in which this ship will be an oasis? It's really annoying, grammatically) is sure to be the one to sink in a blaze of indoor amphitheatres
and miles of buffet lines
CRUISE SHIP STATS:
-Maiden Voyage December 2009
-220,000 Gross Tons
-5,400 Passenger Occupancy
-16 Decks
-7 Distinct Neigborhoods
-2,700 Total Staterooms
-37 Different Category Staterooms
-Sails Eastern & Western Caribbean Cruises Round-trip from Fort Lauderdale, Florida
ONBOARD PUBLIC VENUES:
-Central Park Neigborhood
-Boardwalk Neigborhood
-Royal Promenade Neigborhood
-4 Unknown Neigborhoods To Be Announced
-AquaTheater
-Two Rock Climbing Walls
-Zip Line
-Carousel
-Rising Tide Bar
-Crystal Canopies
-Madame Zahara's Psychic and tattoo parlor
-More Public Venues To Be Announced Soon!
RESTAURANT OPTIONS:
-Johnny Rockets
-Seafood Shack
-Boardwalk Donut Shop & Coffe Bar
-Ice Cream Parlor
-150 Central Park
-Chops Grille
-Antonio's Table
-Central Park Cafe
-Sorrento's Pizzareia
-Cafe Promenade
-More Dining Options To Be Announced Soon!
BARS:
-Boardwalk Bar
-Vintages Wine Bar
-Canopy Bar
-Rising Tide Bar
-Globe and Atlas Pub
-Schooner Bar
-Boleros Latin Bar
-Champagne Bar
STATEROOM ACCOMMODATIONS:
-Inside Staterooms
-Ocean-view Staterooms
-Balcony Staterooms
-Promenade-View Staterooms
-Boardwalk View / Boardwalk Balcony View Staterooms
-Central Park View / Central Park Balcony View Staterooms
- Family Inside / Family Ocean-view / Family Balcony / Family Suites
- Junior Suites
-Grand Suites
- Family Suites
-Owner's Suites
-Presidential Suites
-Royal Suites
-AquaTheater Suites
-Crown Loft Suites
-Sky Loft Suites
-Royal Loft Suites
It should have a dyno and a 1/8 mile track inside.
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