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Old 07-30-2008, 12:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default So I use to masterbate with suave conditioner
When I was younger. Now I dry whack if I have the time. Now, everytime I smell the stuff it's a pavalovs dog response which is an instant hard on. So the wife comes home with some Gel style soap for me to shower with that is Sauve in brand name. Guess what it smells like? Is it gay if you give yourself a boner because of the way you smell?
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Nope. It'd be a different story though if another guy walked buy smelling like Suave and gave you a boner
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Nope. It'd be a different story though if another guy walked buy smelling like Suave and gave you a boner

OH SHIT!!! I LOL'erd hard!!!
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