View Poll Results: How many times do you shit in one day?
1-2
17 77.27%
2-3
2 9.09%
3-4
2 9.09%
More than 4
0 0%
"shit once every few days but take massive shits"
1 4.55%
#76 permalink
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Quote: Originally Posted by
card00d85 Don't you guys just love those times when you go to wipe your ass after shitting and the TP comes out clean? Saves me so much time. I love it.
I absolutely love those shits.
Quote: Originally Posted by
jdbeier38 Good god! You must have had so much shit in you that it stretched your insides out and turned your intestines into express lane slides rofl
My stomach was hard as a rock. In those 2 weeks, I ate 3 big meals a day. The first shit I took after those 2 weeks hurt.
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#77 permalink
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Quote: Originally Posted by
jdbeier38 Having a self-realization about wiping your ass ftmfw
Yeah, this shit's like a fucking revelation.
#78 permalink
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I use to wipe my ass while standing, but one day my cousin walked in on me (we were like 15) and he started ROFLing, "YOU STAND UP!?!?
"
I then asked him WTF am I supposed to do, and he explained to me how to wipe properly (didn't show me). Every since that day I do it the proper way.
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d00d, that's my exact situation...I never even knew it was possible to sit down. Now I did it, and I feel like an entirely different person.
My hands are shaking, that's how wonderful it is.
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Quote: Originally Posted by
HeinekenLove d00d, that's my exact situation...I never even knew it was possible to sit down. Now I did it, and I feel like an entirely different person.
My hands are shaking, that's how wonderful it is.
I'm glad srtforums was able to have such a positive impact on your life
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#82 permalink
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Quote: Originally Posted by
jdbeier38 I'm glad srtforums was able to have such a positive impact on your life
2 people now, that I know of, have changed their wiping habits because of this forum. I love this place.
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I still shit standing up, I'm not even going to try it the 'proper' way. I won't let you guys change me damnit
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Quote: Originally Posted by
VegasSRT-4 I still shit standing up, I'm not even going to try it the 'proper' way. I won't let you guys change me damnit
Wait ... we're talking about wiping ... you
shit standing up?!
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Quote: Originally Posted by
jdbeier38 Wait ... we're talking about wiping ... you
shit standing up?!
hahhaahahaha oh man... I meant to say wipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by
05Flame red
That shit is disgusting, I vote 1 day ban for molten ice for mentioning this.
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Quote: Originally Posted by
jdbeier38 How do you possibly shit 4 times a day? I can barely do one a day....
Eat raisin brand and broccoli in one day and that is a recipe for successful shitting.
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Quote: Originally Posted by
Santorican That shit is disgusting, I vote 1 day ban for molten ice for mentioning this.
no way, that was good to know. I like learning new things
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did ya'll know that some guys wipe from the front?!?! How many of ya'll do that?? lol
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Quote: Originally Posted by
milfami did ya'll know that some guys wipe from the front?!?! How many of ya'll do that?? lol
Oh god that's a whole nother thread ...
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