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View Poll Results: How many times do you shit in one day?
1-2 17 77.27%
2-3 2 9.09%
3-4 2 9.09%
More than 4 0 0%
"shit once every few days but take massive shits" 1 4.55%
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:19 PM   #61 (permalink)
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WTB: used toilet paper
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:20 PM   #62 (permalink)
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WTB: used toilet paper

I will save mine for a few days, I'll PM you the details (what I ate, price, pay pal address, etc.)



(I keep forgetting to do this)

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I wipe my own ass!
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it's like dropping your pants, reaching around with both hands and opening up your a** cheeks and then just rubbing your a**hole all over something.carlos nice

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Quote: Originally Posted by 05Flame red View Post
I will save mine for a few days, I'll PM you the details (what I ate, price, pay pal address, etc.)



(I keep forgetting to do this)

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Oh man, I want that shit so bad. I hope you ate some Mexican food though. It always increases the quality.
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No Mexican food.... yet



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How do you possibly shit 4 times a day? I can barely do one a day....
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How do you possibly shit 4 times a day? I can barely do one a day....

I have no idea how I do it. I don't like it, I hate shitting. I wish I didn't have to at all.
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Quote: Originally Posted by 05Flame red View Post
I have no idea how I do it. I don't like it, I hate shitting. I wish I didn't have to at all.

oh man, I want your TP sooo bad
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Holy shit.

I have to admit this was a rather "dry" shit, but three wipes and I was done...I'll never stand up again.
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Quote: Originally Posted by 05Flame red View Post
I wish I didn't have to at all.

No you don't. One time I didn't shit for like a week ... I literally FELT like shit. I'd rather take a shit than feel like it. When I did shit though it was like that episode of south park where Stan's dad takes the world record shit
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Quote: Originally Posted by HeinekenLove View Post
Holy shit.

I have to admit this was a rather "dry" shit, but three wipes and I was done...I'll never stand up again.

Having a self-realization about wiping your ass ftmfw
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No you don't. One time I didn't shit for like a week ... I literally FELT like shit. I'd rather take a shit than feel like it. When I did shit though it was like that episode of south park where Stan's dad takes the world record shit

Longest I ever went with out was 2 weeks. For the next 20 weeks, I shit with in 15 minutes after every meal. Then once again in the middle of the night. Every night.
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Don't you guys just love those times when you go to wipe your ass after shitting and the TP comes out clean? Saves me so much time. I love it.
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Longest I ever went with out was 2 weeks. For the next 20 weeks, I shit with in 15 minutes after every meal. Then once again in the middle of the night. Every night.

Good god! You must have had so much shit in you that it stretched your insides out and turned your intestines into express lane slides rofl
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Don't you guys just love those times when you go to wipe your ass after shitting and the TP comes out clean? Saves me so much time. I love it.

Saves money on tp
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