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View Poll Results: How many times do you shit in one day?
1-2 17 77.27%
2-3 2 9.09%
3-4 2 9.09%
More than 4 0 0%
"shit once every few days but take massive shits" 1 4.55%
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Old 08-23-2008, 06:56 PM   #31 (permalink)
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who gives a shit,
I cant take this shit,
Fack this shit...

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Old 08-23-2008, 06:56 PM   #32 (permalink)
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While on the topic...

While at work, I was doing some research and Googled "Russian Torpedo"...


NMCI will have to forgive me for what I found by accident.... :Hurl:
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Old 08-23-2008, 06:57 PM   #33 (permalink)
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This is some shit right here.
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it's like dropping your pants, reaching around with both hands and opening up your a** cheeks and then just rubbing your a**hole all over something.carlos nice

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you aint shittin.


Dont have shit else to do though....
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by 05Flame red View Post
I fail.



Oh ok, I thought you were hinting that you felt uncomfortable talking about shitting.

i just re-read threw that thread LOLering... you converted because of that thread... have you stuck with the faith?
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russian torpedo-

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

oh snaps!
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i just re-read threw that thread LOLering... you converted because of that thread... have you stuck with the faith?

I have sat ever since that day. I will always be a sitter now. It is much more satisfying.
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Quote: Originally Posted by DJOrtiz View Post
russian torpedo-

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

oh snaps!

Fwap Fwap Fwap!!
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Quote: Originally Posted by moltenice View Post
who gives a shit,
I cant take this shit,
Fack this shit...

Constipated?
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Quote: Originally Posted by DJOrtiz View Post
russian torpedo-

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

oh snaps!

HOLY SHIT


ssrsly?

link?
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HOLY SHIT


ssrsly?

link?

Urban Dictionary: russian torpedo
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ROFLOMG!
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Sounds like something I need to put on my to-do list.

Milfami, if you read this, if we ever hang out you will experience this. Probably, hopefully, for the first time.
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there are some sick fucks out there
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