Good evening, I’m Tim Russert. Tonight we will be having a round table discussion with some of the most prominent political figures in America. We will be discussing a great variety of things and I encourage our guests to speak openly and freely. I will ask that the audience please hold all questions, replies, and remarks until I ask for them and until our panel has had a chance to speak.
Hello America. I’m excited to be a part of this discussion on the internet. It’s been a while since I used the internet. Back when I invented it, I had to use a computer with a screen that only had the color green on it. I invented the internet because I wanted to play Qbert with other people and kick their ass. I’m the best at Qbert there is.
Bullshit. You’re just pissed because I kicked your granola shitting ass at Qbert. Besides, if you invented the internet that means that you helped pollute the ozone layer, even though there’s no such thing, due to all the extra power that it takes to power up the computers. You willing to take responsibility for that Al?
Using electricity causes pollution? But I know more about the environment than anyone. I wanted to spread the word about how the human race is harming the earth and to spread the word I had millions of plastic, non recyclable dvd’s wrapped in cardboard and non recyclable shrink wrap that show how much I know about keeping the planet clean. I flew in my own private jet all over the country to tell everyone about it. I’m trying to get everyone to downsize their energy consumption even though I live in a huge house and have a power bill of over a few thousand a month. I CARE ABOUT THE PLANET GOD DAMMIT!
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