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Old 07-04-2008, 11:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A new religion in the making.....

I took a sesitivity class for my old job here not to long ago and I was very infruated.

If I have to put up with afternoon prayer (separate room) and the smoker's getting there little area, and the guy that has to wash his feet every day in the sink that I wash my hands in then I say I need something (they didn't find it very entertaining when I said this in our meeting). New religion time!!!

Yes we are going to call it WHEE (we hate everyone equally) pun inteneded.

Everyone that is in this religion has to wear something on there head (hat of some sort because covering your head is necessary for this religion). Next, we have yell FARK everytime we get excited about our god (minumum of 30 times a day). There are going areas that are needed for us for us to yell out to our god (closed in sound proof room). If you make us view your other religion we have the right to fight you on the spot. We must get dressed down to our loin cloth in order to fight you for the right of "space" for the instults you gave us with your god.

There are many other "rights" we will fight for, like:
4 day work week
free medical care for your whole family
and much much more.

You must be able to sustain free thinking and keep an eye out for the evil in all the other religious sects that want to take your rights away from you to pray to your god. It will be a long battle but we are unitied as one!!!!!
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Old 07-04-2008, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Now how fucking crazy does that sound?

I am tired of everyone getting what they want, I am tired of the illegals, I am tired of the Russian's following me home so they can come back and get my car's wheels and tires or just try to steal it, I am tires of the "rights that YOU have" but I have none? WTF is wrong with this country. The gal that was leading the class didn't get it, she was like "well if you have a legitimate religion then you can have those rights". I was like WTF? What makes one more legit then the next? She ignored the question and moved on.

What I don't like.... being sensitive anymore. I hate all of you equally, I don't care what god you pray to.... do it on your time not mine or your employers. We understand you have a strong faith to Allah, buda, cow in a farm yard, ???? (insert your god here) take care of your shit on your time mkay.
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Most Americans have become like a warm, freshed baked loaf of bread.

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Most Americans have become like a warm, freshed baked loaf of bread.

Soft.

And sticky in the middle (not quite done).

Why? I mean think about it. Why do we take this shit sitting down. It was only 40 years ago that we spoke our mind, but now we are like little internet pussies when it come to face to face interactions. I tell people all the time that you get me for face value and there is little difference between online and in your face. But when it comes to me speaking my mind about others religion or why they do things I get told not to do it or this or that. Why have we become "soft" and why are we no longer standing up for our beliefs?

I suspect that the goverment or the NWO is responsible for this. See (putting on tin hat now) when things get bad enough the NWO will come in to save the day and our goverment will just be replaced or revised to fit with the NWO agenda. This is a bit "out there" but I can see no reason why we are letting the child molestors out of prissions, why we have to tolerate people religion and the filthy habits that come with it and lastly why we have to tolerate illegals being in our states taking our medical, wellfare, and many other social services for granted when the real people that need them don't get them. Why why why why. I guess as things start to get worse and worse something will happen and I am willing to bet that either most of america will roll over and piss themselfs or we will all realize that its time to fight back (this will be bad for everyone).
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I already practice some aspects of this religion(rofl) ... finally someone with a head on their shoulders!
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And sticky in the middle (not quite done).

Why? I mean think about it. Why do we take this shit sitting down. It was only 40 years ago that we spoke our mind, but now we are like little internet pussies when it come to face to face interactions. I tell people all the time that you get me for face value and there is little difference between online and in your face. But when it comes to me speaking my mind about others religion or why they do things I get told not to do it or this or that. Why have we become "soft" and why are we no longer standing up for our beliefs?

I suspect that the goverment or the NWO is responsible for this. See (putting on tin hat now) when things get bad enough the NWO will come in to save the day and our goverment will just be replaced or revised to fit with the NWO agenda. This is a bit "out there" but I can see no reason why we are letting the child molestors out of prissions, why we have to tolerate people religion and the filthy habits that come with it and lastly why we have to tolerate illegals being in our states taking our medical, wellfare, and many other social services for granted when the real people that need them don't get them. Why why why why. I guess as things start to get worse and worse something will happen and I am willing to bet that either most of america will roll over and piss themselfs or we will all realize that its time to fight back (this will be bad for everyone).


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