Already a subscriber. Will get it for 70% less than what you'll pay for cover price. And as an added bonus, I will already have received 2 DVD's of Playboy Playmates washing cars or taking baths while Kenny G plays saxophone in the background. The videos will show no penetration, lesbian awesomeness, or anything else jack off worthy. Therefore as an additional bonus, I will have received two DVD's of Playboy Playmates which will be used as beer coasters.
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