Bud Light presents:

[Vooduguru]

Real Women of Geinius.

Here's to you salad take-out/eat-in orderer. Making sure that when you walk in to a restaurant in the middle of its buisiest time, your salad is already made, packaged to go, and you sit at the bar to eat it on your lunch break. Or maybe you're not really on a break, just impatient to wait for your food.

you like wasting take-out containers.

You also use the excuse of ordering take-out to not have to tip, even though someone has to clean up your mess.

you got dressing all over the bar.

So crack open a Bud Light, take a big swig, and drink one for those waitresses that have to put up with serving you, even though they probably need a drink worse than you do, Mrs. salad take-out/eat-in orderer.


As an added note, I hate Bud Light. But their commercials are funny.