ooh ooh i know what to say!
"now i can go in between cars at stop lights so i can get to the front!"
"It weaves through traffic so much better"
"but now i can get to 180mph without having to mod"
"wheelies are so much cooler than burnouts, and now i can do both!"
"running from the cops would be so much easier with this bike"
"look at it this way, if i get into an accident you wont have to worry about those expensive hospital bills..."
i'll try and think of some others later... ran out of ideas. Oh and i hate bike riders, so please dont become the stereotype when/if you do get it.
