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06-15-2009, 12:09 AM
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Funniest FS: on Craigslist OT nice find
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2004 GTO- Cammed-420RWHP OK, let me start off by saying this Pontiac is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this GTO would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. This car was engineered by roughneck, crocodile killing, dingo screwing, shrimp on the barbie Fosters drinking Aussies to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is). No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 410 RWHP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The GOAT also has a six speed transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time getting 23MPG. It's saved my bacon more than once. It has room for you and the three hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by Al Qaeda. My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $15,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. There's only 59,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants T y z o r g
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06-15-2009, 12:34 AM
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holy fucking repost batman!
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06-15-2009, 12:35 AM
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06-15-2009, 12:47 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted by blaze00
 holy fucking repost batman!
Thats why the thread says nice find OT so yeah gave credit to where credit was do. JPG is the original finder I posted it here so the FL members that dont go on OT could see it so. STFU and GTFO
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06-15-2009, 12:51 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted by 05_Stage2_SRT-4
Thats why the thread says nice find OT so yeah gave credit to where credit was do. JPG is the original finder I posted it here so the FL members that dont go on OT could see it so. STFU and GTFO
im not very good with adbreviations. how do you adbreviat lick my balls?
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06-15-2009, 12:59 AM
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LMB so you can do that for me
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06-15-2009, 04:18 AM
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Thats right son dont step up to an ORL member if you gonna talk shit an get powned. This my turf nukka
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06-15-2009, 05:23 AM
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lol.... nice. and who's the flameball coming into the fl section...i don't get it, people who come in here to be idiots don't need to come in lol...seriously, stay in your regional for that that
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06-16-2009, 01:12 PM
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Ghey. This is not only a repost, its a repost of a ripoffed(reposted) ad.
The original was for an xterra. Its so old Craigslist already deleted the original ad from their best of section, guess this guy thought people wouldnt remember. NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County ) | Peter Vatistas 2008 Epic fail! |
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06-16-2009, 01:58 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by anotherscreenname
Ghey. This is not only a repost, its a repost of a ripoffed(reposted) ad.
The original was for an xterra. Its so old Craigslist already deleted the original ad from their best of section, guess this guy thought people wouldnt remember. NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County ) | Peter Vatistas 2008 Epic fail! Well im pretty sure your the only one that saw since nobody said anything.
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