Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.
Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.
Judge: Paper!
Sadaam: Tiger claw!
Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.
Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!
Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.
Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.
Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.
Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.
Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.
Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missle is.
Judge: Missle? What missle?