We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided
we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other
Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes
Hawaii, Oregon,
Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the
Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and
especially to
the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave
states. We get
stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer.
You get Ken
Lay. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Opry Land. We get Intel and
Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get
Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red
states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian
Coalition's, We get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of
single
moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and
we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If
you need
people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're
apparently
willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't
care if you
don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We
do wish you
success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
willing to
spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80
percent of the
country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92
percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's
quality wines
(you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all
cheese, 90
percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur
coal, all
living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven
Sister schools,
plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92
percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90
percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists,
virtually
100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and
Yosemite, thank
you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless
we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that
evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and
61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with
higher morals
than we lefties.
hahahaha....nice.....amd I the only one that understood that??? I mean we Canadians are fairly liberal, but I'd expect most on the California forums to understand that post as well...pretty funny
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hahahaha....nice.....amd I the only one that understood that??? I mean we Canadians are fairly liberal, but I'd expect most on the California forums to understand that post as well...pretty funny
Oh I understood it all right. I'm just dumbfounded he took the time to write it.
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i understood it plenty....being in primarily RED san diego...well republican san diego...and being republican myself i say you take your idiotic, whiney, hippy liberal azz and stick a life size cardboard michael moore up it....and california is plenty red if you ask me...by red i mean communist...considering the laws in this state have been made out of the tears of liberals
ps. yer deal says yer in downtown SD....hmmm hillcrest more likely
i understood it plenty....being in primarily RED san diego...well republican san diego...and being republican myself i say you take your idiotic, whiney, hippy liberal azz and stick a life size cardboard michael moore up it....and california is plenty red if you ask me...by red i mean communist...considering the laws in this state have been made out of the tears of liberals
ps. yer deal says yer in downtown SD....hmmm hillcrest more likely
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i understood it plenty....being in primarily RED san diego...well republican san diego...and being republican myself i say you take your idiotic, whiney, hippy liberal azz and stick a life size cardboard michael moore up it....and california is plenty red if you ask me...by red i mean communist...considering the laws in this state have been made out of the tears of liberals
ps. yer deal says yer in downtown SD....hmmm hillcrest more likely
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