Got Poped by the SD Po Po - SRT Forums

WRXkllr · 04-26-2008, 04:56 PM

My day begins at 4am. Im a personal trainer at the Miramar 24-hour fitness. On my way to subway/home from work by SDSU I get the red and blues. Its 9:45pm. Been a long ass day/week. I pull over turn off the car and turn my dome light on as a courtesy. Officer gets out and says:

Cop: Goodevening young man where are you headed.
ME: Goodevening to you too Sir. I'm headed to Subway, I just got off of work.
Cop: Where do you work (clearly still in my uniform with name tag)?
ME: 24-Hour fitness miramar Im a personal trainer
Cop: What are you doing all the way over here?
ME: I live down the street and I was going to get some dinner before I got home.
Cop: Can I get your paperwork/ID?
ME: Here ya go
Cop: Thank you I'll be right back
Me: The pleasure is all mine
Cop: Have you been drinking at all tonight?
Me: NO. I dont drink alcohol sir. Its kind of against my ehtics as a fitness professional and since iIm training for the NFL I clearly dont drink.
Cop: You gettin smart with me boy?
Me: No sir
Cop: Step out of the vehicle
Me: (I step out)
Cop: Well you weren't lieing were you. You are one hell of a fit individual. Mind if I search you and your vehicle for drug paraphernalia.
Me: Be my guest
Cop: Are you always this polite?
Me: Yes sir.

After being frisked for everything and my car looked over I finally find out why I was being harrased.

Cop: Well the reason I pulled you over was because your 3rd tail light is burnt out. You gonna get that fixed soon?
Me: (no duh) Yes Sir.
Cop: well your free to go. Please dont drink and drive.
Me: Thank you officer.
Cop: Oh son do you have a business card? I'd like my son to start training for football. He's only in 8th grade and over weight. He needs to earn a scholarship for college.
Me: Here ya go. (looking forward to taking your money

)

Goes to show that cops are looking for you to give them a reason to make your life a living hell. Maintain a polite attitude regardless of the mods and what not. If you act courteous and let them try to play their games you can
walk away without any issues. This is my 6th time walking away from a police "interrogation" without a ticket because I was courteous and willing to help them.

SRT4Quagmire · 04-26-2008, 05:00 PM

Let me read...

good job.

I just got out of a 95mph in a 50mph and a negligent driving ticket on
thursday... It was one of the best days of my life. The cop didn't even show up.

Need a 4Leaf Clover Smiley

clearwater · 04-26-2008, 05:07 PM

anyway that cop didnt really have the right to search your car like that. he pulled you over for a tail light. not to think you were drug trafficking.

WRXkllr · 04-26-2008, 05:25 PM

Like I said he was trying to get me for anything he could. I never let the cop take the high angle.

SRT4Quagmire · 04-26-2008, 05:36 PM

you got served.. and now the cop has your info.

jk

Sota227990 · 04-26-2008, 05:40 PM

he'll come back and want teh butt sex0rz from you!

nutz · 04-26-2008, 05:47 PM

Let Me Commend You On Keeping Your Cool And Not Making Youself A Victum

SRT4Quagmire · 04-26-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Sota227990

he'll come back and want teh butt sex0rz from you!

^^^LULZ.

You better report him before he shows up in a speedo at your place of employment.

Officer:
Well Son, You seem very sweaty and worked up. Whats the Hurry?
Driver:
I was flexing my glutius maximus and getting my squat thrusts on...I am kind of worked up.
Officer: I noticed your third light was worn and throbbing.
Driver:
Yes Something was rammed into it causing it to rupture.
Officer: I'm going back to the cop nest to eat a can of creamed corn now.
Can I get your biz card for later?
Driver: Teeee heee heee heee, here you go sir.

Did the stop look something like this?

deathsite · 04-26-2008, 05:54 PM

well not all the time. i was polite to the cop when i got pulled over. i was very cooperative and he still gave me a state ref ticket. oh well sometimes you walk away with no ticket and sometimes you dont.