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Old 06-27-2005, 03:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Funniest $h1T I heard at lunch

Was walking out of El Toritos in Hawthorne approaching three older black woman. I only caught one part of the conversation but I almost pissed myself laughing.

One says to the other ladies "I hate when I forget to shave my mustache".

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Old 06-27-2005, 03:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn hair lip Bishes!!!!!!!!!!1
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why were u following your mom??


J/k that is funny
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So her mustache brings all the boys to the yard?
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So her mustache brings all the boys to the yard?


She is a lesbian and calls it her thighmaster!!!
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why were u following your mom??


J/k that is funny

DUMB ASS....my mom has a goatee
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DUMB ASS....my mom has a goatee

Could be worse. She could have had GOATSE.
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Could be worse. She could have had GOATSE.



Oh, no she does.
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She is a lesbian and calls it her thighmaster!!!

her pussy-tickler
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Could be worse. She could have had GOATSE.

hmm could of been the sis then...

lol
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My brothers a transvestitenecoropheliaconprozac
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But he is a real nice guy!
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