06-27-2005, 03:19 PM
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Funniest $h1T I heard at lunch
Was walking out of El Toritos in Hawthorne approaching three older black woman. I only caught one part of the conversation but I almost pissed myself laughing.
One says to the other ladies "I hate when I forget to shave my mustache".
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06-27-2005, 03:25 PM
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Damn hair lip Bishes!!!!!!!!!!1
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06-27-2005, 03:27 PM
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why were u following your mom??
J/k that is funny
06-27-2005, 03:28 PM
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So her mustache brings all the boys to the yard?
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06-27-2005, 03:31 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by iball
So her mustache brings all the boys to the yard?
She is a lesbian and calls it her
thighmaster !!!
06-27-2005, 03:32 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by PatrickSRT
why were u following your mom??
J/k that is funny
DUMB ASS....my mom has a goatee
06-27-2005, 03:39 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by chubz
DUMB ASS....my mom has a goatee
Could be worse. She could have had GOATSE.
06-27-2005, 03:40 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by iball
Could be worse. She could have had GOATSE.
Oh, no she does.
06-27-2005, 03:49 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by jgunnar
She is a lesbian and calls it her
thighmaster !!!
her pussy-tickler
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06-27-2005, 04:42 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by iball
Could be worse. She could have had GOATSE.
hmm could of been the sis then...
lol
06-27-2005, 05:06 PM
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My brothers a transvestitenecoropheliaconprozac
06-27-2005, 05:50 PM
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My brothers a transvestitenecoropheliaconprozac
But he is a real nice guy!
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