Fuck it I'm down. But this time lets hit up the Hooters in Moval. The popo's are like lighting, they would never strike the same place twice.
I'll have about 15 40oz's in the trunk this week and like 5 kilo's of cocaine stuffed in my asshole.... so if anyone wants something, just let me know, this time I'm gonna be in my Twin Turbo Prius. I've got two T88 turbos on it. The turbo's are too big for the car and they never hit boost, but its tight though because I always drive around in vaccum. Imagine what that does for my gas milage!!!
Fuck it I'm down. But this time lets hit up the Hooters in Moval. The popo's are like lighting, they would never strike the same place twice.
I'll have about 15 40oz's in the trunk this week and like 5 kilo's of cocaine stuffed in my asshole.... so if anyone wants something, just let me know, this time I'm gonna be in my Twin Turbo Prius. I've got two T88 turbos on it. The turbo's are too big for the car and they never hit boost, but its tight though because I always drive around in vaccum. Imagine what that does for my gas milage!!!
50+mph ftw.
dude all we need is more cars and more alcohol!! . theres gonna be plenty of illegal shit goin on. from motors to cocaine. man thats one hell of a night! i think i got u beat though. ill be the one in the caravan tryin to move my stash. straight motor though. just a big big shot of N.O.S. i hope the wrong people dont read this
hell yeah ill try and make this one too. I have 1200 lbs of the good stuff and feel like sharing. Ill be there in a Blue Pinto with the Weiand Blower sticking out of the Hood but dont worry it doesnt work its for show, I have an Ebay turbo kit i got for 300 bucks that will kill any Go-karts that I come across, and a small NOS bottle in the back but its empty but who even knows
this is sgonna be a killer rice night out
ill bring the tj hookers
dn t worri guys i told them its byon (bring you own needle)
they likeo to snort of spooling turbos
i cant wait now. more homies and drugs. OOOOOooo maan! none of you guys will touch me in my blown honda fit. that things fast every time i drive it im all doped up. always feels like a new race car!! . that and the underglow. it'll give you a woodie. just dont drop your staff cuz thats where i hide mine!
Regardless of whether or not the police monitor this site, making threads like this is just plain stupid and immature, its not a very funny thing to joke about.
take a second and look at what what we do. whether the cops see this or not doesnt matter. we are so over profiled for the cars we drive and its only gettin worse. they consider us street racers and most of us rarely do. its almost like making fun of the way everyone goes about the "street racing world". from the news to cops... they all blow it outa proportion. how often do you see an srt in the news for all the stupid shit that happens? and i know its not just up here in th HD, but i personally have had cops give me shit for it. some of of still have a sense of humor
Now i don't know if i should head down in my srt or my white 1986 lincoln town car with hidden compartments full of cocaine, heroin, pcp, angel dust, chronic, meth, crack, lsd, uppers, downers, and all arounders. Don't trip tho, the compartments are behind the door panels and rear quarter panels wraped in shrink wrap and smothered in grease so that the oink oinks and their stupid dogs won't be able to find 'em. Sorry guys needles and other drug paraphernalia sold seperatley.
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