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Old 06-27-2005, 03:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Chick gave me the ultimate insult

I went to burger king to rotate my tires and as I pulle up to the window I see the girl lookin at my car. After a few minutes she leans over and asks "Is that a HONDUH"

I looked at her and calmly said "Fuck no!" got my shit and peeled out.

That sucked!
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by chubz
I went to burger king to rotate my tires and as I pulle up to the window I see the girl lookin at my car. After a few minutes she leans over and asks "Is that a HONDUH"

I looked at her and calmly said "Fuck no!" got my shit and peeled out.

That sucked!


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You should have said, "No, its a Dodge SRT4. But, Thanks.. Oh and BTW, It looks like you forgot to shave your upper lip before work.." Then you set the E-Brake, Put the car in 2nd gear and dump the clutch at redline. See how much smoke you can create!
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You should have dragged her through the window and pimp-slapped her.
I was coming back from a Bruce Springsteen solo concert late one Monday night, and swung into a McDonald's to get a shake. The girl at the drive-thru window liked the car and asked if they sold them over here.
"Nein, nein, nein" was my response. She kinda pissed off my girlfriend at the time by practically throwing her boobs at me through the window. But I'm not complainin', it was a good view.
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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practically throwing her boobs at me through the window

God I hate when they do that
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You should have dragged her through the window and pimp-slapped her.
I was coming back from a Bruce Springsteen solo concert late one Monday night, and swung into a McDonald's to get a shake. The girl at the drive-thru window liked the car and asked if they sold them over here.
"Nein, nein, nein" was my response. She kinda pissed off my girlfriend at the time by practically throwing her boobs at me through the window. But I'm not complainin', it was a good view.

you just said, no.. I would have said, "Nr., tun Kerlkauf Ihr Selbst ein vw Golf Turbo und ziehen Ihre Brüste im Fenster zurück."
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[quote=iball]She kinda pissed off my girlfriend at the time by practically throwing her boobs at me through the window.QUOTE]

Oh, Thats why you wanted a MILK Shake.. lol
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You should of gave her a good ol
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Oh, Thats why you wanted a MILK Shake.. lol

Well, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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You should of gave her a good ol

And then a dirty sanchez.
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Quote: Originally Posted by chubz
I went to burger king to rotate my tires and as I pulle up to the window I see the girl lookin at my car. After a few minutes she leans over and asks "Is that a HONDUH"

I looked at her and calmly said "Fuck no!" got my shit and peeled out.

That sucked!

Dam.. How the hell some chick working at Burger King mistake your ride for a Honda... I thought all broke people knew what a Dodge was... Especially a Neon.......
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Dam.. How the hell some chick working at Burger King mistake your ride for a Honda... I thought all broke people knew what a Dodge was... Especially a Neon.......

No, your thinking of business men. They rent alot of cars and know what a Neon is..
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No, your thinking of business men. They rent alot of cars and know what a Neon is..


I bought mine at hertz
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I bought mine at hertz

Before the SRT I drive 2 neons in my life. Both where from the rental car company.. I like them because they were loud when you removed the intake pipe to the throttle body!
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No, your thinking of business men. They rent alot of cars and know what a Neon is..

I don't know bro.. I've seen a hell of alot of hood rats who should be working at Burger King driving beat up neons in the ghetto.... Hell I bet if you pulled up in a Caddi ESKALADE she sure as hell would know what you were driving..... Better yet...: "Iz dat a Buick Regal? My baby datty got one jus like yors"...........
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Well, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn right.
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