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Old 01-03-2008, 06:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I needed a nice relaxing massage after the stressful holiday...hit up one of those asian massage parlor ads in the LA times...WTF...no happy ending...Bitch was rubbing me ALL over...even rubbed it by mistake once....she said I have a nice body..and even tipped her 20 bux...AND NO HAPPY ENDING. WHERE can I find a massage parlor that i'm GUARANTEED a happy ending???
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I needed a nice relaxing massage after the stressful holiday...hit up one of those asian massage parlor ads in the LA times...WTF...no happy ending...Bitch was rubbing me ALL over...even rubbed it by mistake once....she said I have a nice body..and even tipped her 20 bux...AND NO HAPPY ENDING. WHERE can I find a massage parlor that i'm GUARANTEED a happy ending???

Did u ask for the SPECIAL
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Remember the cops are watching us....Be careful what u post....
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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There's many of those around here. And there is a happy ending, the whole 9 yard's.

It's like $125 an hour, and on you're B-Day, you get 2 chicks for the price of one.
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL cops....NO I DIDNT ask for the SPECIAL OIL!! fuck...i knew that was the keyword! FUCKkkkkk!!!!!
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Remember the cops are watching us....Be careful what u post....

FUCKING PARANOID...ok...then...so I don't fuck it up for all of us....u dont have to mention a specific parlor name..how about a city?
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There's many of those around here. And there is a happy ending, the whole 9 yard's.

It's like $125 an hour, and on you're B-Day, you get 2 chicks for the price of one.



WHERE...pm me with details
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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WHERE...pm me with details

you sure you want to drive to Houston?
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Hell yeah... I knew there had to be a good side to moving to texas. Now I'm excited about moving.
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happy ending ftw
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[quote=Savior1974;5661736]Hell yeah... I knew there had to be a good side to moving to texas. Now I'm excited about moving.[/QUOTE]


wtf?
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my bad...didnt think texan's were on the cali forums...
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We have one here...there is cameras all over the outside. You must be able to get one there!
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I've always wanted to try one of those parlors..
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