Vendors, post the best ones you have heard!

[Exhaust Depot]

Uh, how much HP can I expect from your turbo timer?

Does a greddy BOV make more HP than the mopar one?

I dont care how much HP your fmic makes, I just like the way it looks.

[Gary Howell]

Customer: I put your AFX pulley in the oven on the highest setting to get it to expand to install it, and electricity started arcing everwhere.

Me: Ah, What kind of oven did you use?

Customer: A microwave.

[Exhaust Depot]

Lmao!!!!!!!!

[shmirgin44]

Quote: Originally Posted by Gary Howell

Customer: I put your AFX pulley in the oven on the highest setting to get it to expand to install it, and electricity started arcing everwhere.

Me: Ah, What kind of oven did you use?

Customer: A microwave.

you should have asked him to cut his driver's liscense in 1/2 and send it to you after that!

[Exhaust Depot]

OH dang, im still LMAO!!!!