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Old 03-12-2012, 06:52 PM   #1366 (permalink)
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Because I drive a Dodge Dart...obviously.
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:55 PM   #1367 (permalink)
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I can't believe this thread is still going!
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Old 03-12-2012, 07:08 PM   #1368 (permalink)
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Because I drive a Dodge Dart...obviously.

Clearly. Can I go for a ride in your 2004 Dodge Dart?
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Old 03-12-2012, 07:28 PM   #1369 (permalink)
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Clearly. Can I go for a ride in your 2004 Dodge Dart?

no-no.. Me first!!
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Old 03-12-2012, 08:31 PM   #1370 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2012, 01:39 AM   #1371 (permalink)
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hahaah that made me loollll

probably the best way to start my day..
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:36 AM   #1372 (permalink)
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I convinced my friend to trade his RSX (super riced out) for a white srt and he loves it.....however his gf made the comment "why don't you just get a man car like a mustan?" :facepalm
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:41 AM   #1373 (permalink)
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lol. Did you read that on the forums? lol..

Noo? A kid with a riced out galant in the target parking lot
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Old 03-15-2012, 11:35 PM   #1374 (permalink)
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So as My wife is trying to find her cigarettes today, she says "I think I left them in your shit-mobile" - I roflcoptered and immediately thought of this thread.
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Old 03-16-2012, 05:47 AM   #1376 (permalink)
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Figured I would toss this up as I'm pretty sad I said this....I wasn't even thinking. Cruising down the street I have my buddy in the car. We go to turn and my shifter is more loose than Jenna Jamesons vagina. I go "hey man, I just lost my transmission." My buddy just looks at me stale faced and starts to push me into the BP. Booger bushing fell off haha.
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Old 03-18-2012, 08:56 AM   #1378 (permalink)
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I've heard about ignorant mustang owners but never experienced one this bad myself....I was at work and a coworker came up to me and told me that a guy he was talking to about my car said I drove a grandma's car and that if we raced all I would see is his tail lights. (I have a gt3071 and am making at least 350 whp).

So after a few back and forth comments through this guy I work with, I finally say ok, take me to mr. mustang.

As we walk up, and I hate to say this cause it's so judgemental, the moment I saw the guy my first thought was "this guy doesn't know one single thing about cars."

So as I walk up I say "so this is the guy" and he returns "i'm the guy." He asks me if my neon has vtec, I chuckle and say no it's a neon. Honda's have vtec. So then he asks me what's done to my car and I say, what does it matter? It's a neon, you're already confidant you can win, who cares what it has?

He says ya, I am confidant. 100%. If we raced I know you would see my tail lights. So I ask him about his car. It's a 96 mustang with a supercharger. I ask what kind and he looks up and goes "uh.....I don't know I just bought the car 3 weeks ago."

.....ok this story is getting long. Basically I asked him to race and he refused. I told him to put money on it, he refused saying he doesn't bet. I told him to race me for nothing and if he won I would give him a thousand dollars. He said he doesn't drive the car much to keep it really nice. I laughed and said "why don't you drive it much? is it too fast??"

This guy was so mindblowingly ignorant. He actually said he would beat me no matter what becuase his car was a V8 and mine was a four cylinder. So my last words were "I guess if you never race anyone you can live in fantasy land where your mustang is the fastest thing on the planet, but if you want to keep believing that, do yourself a favor and never race ANYONE."
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Old 03-18-2012, 11:08 AM   #1380 (permalink)
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Quote: Originally Posted by NogaBlitz View Post
I've heard about ignorant mustang owners but never experienced one this bad myself....I was at work and a coworker came up to me and told me that a guy he was talking to about my car said I drove a grandma's car and that if we raced all I would see is his tail lights. (I have a gt3071 and am making at least 350 whp).

So after a few back and forth comments through this guy I work with, I finally say ok, take me to mr. mustang.

As we walk up, and I hate to say this cause it's so judgemental, the moment I saw the guy my first thought was "this guy doesn't know one single thing about cars."

So as I walk up I say "so this is the guy" and he returns "i'm the guy." He asks me if my neon has vtec, I chuckle and say no it's a neon. Honda's have vtec. So then he asks me what's done to my car and I say, what does it matter? It's a neon, you're already confidant you can win, who cares what it has?

He says ya, I am confidant. 100%. If we raced I know you would see my tail lights. So I ask him about his car. It's a 96 mustang with a supercharger. I ask what kind and he looks up and goes "uh.....I don't know I just bought the car 3 weeks ago."

.....ok this story is getting long. Basically I asked him to race and he refused. I told him to put money on it, he refused saying he doesn't bet. I told him to race me for nothing and if he won I would give him a thousand dollars. He said he doesn't drive the car much to keep it really nice. I laughed and said "why don't you drive it much? is it too fast??"

This guy was so mindblowingly ignorant. He actually said he would beat me no matter what becuase his car was a V8 and mine was a four cylinder. So my last words were "I guess if you never race anyone you can live in fantasy land where your mustang is the fastest thing on the planet, but if you want to keep believing that, do yourself a favor and never race ANYONE."


Dude you must work in.burger king or some ghetto ass company wherr they allow dumb fucks like you and mrv8.
you.drive a.neon and.its.fukin slow
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