Split an eighth of shrooms just so i can see the universe
280hp 323tq
Exhaust Depot SEE with Maxx Fab DP, Turbo XS FMIC,
E/D Hardpipes with HKS SSQ Purp Tops,Koyo Radiator,
AEM Intake,Checkvalve, Agp with ptp spring Set 20/16
SAFC NEO tuned by Pablo
WTB FUEL PUMP , Rewire, Wideband
Okay I'll chime in... this was with my 1st gen R/T Turbo on stock long block. Yes I had the white with blue stripes and fart style cannon!
I was driving home from a buddy's house at around 8 at night and strangely enough there wasn't a car in sight through almost the whole town. I stop at a light and a red Solara (the new looking curvey ones V6) pulls behind me. I guess he saw no reason to sit at a red light with nobody in sight so he blows passed me just as the light went green and cuts me off. I thought "oh fuck no you little shit" so I cut him back off after catching up... of course, he tries again to pass me. At that moment I noticed a cute girl in the passenger seat all dressed up (guessing they were on a date) so I definitely took advantage of the situation. He's still trying to pass while I'm in 3rd gear almost the whole time goin WOT at 2,500 (3.94 ratio tranny) and kept getting in front. I let off and he's STILL trying... at this point I go for the FATALITY and pop the boost control to 13psi (remember stock block) and put bus lengths. I slow down and though "okay that's enough". Low and behold what felt like minutes later lol he does the ricer flyby and throws the hazards... I bolted out laughing.
Across the street from my house there's a local diner where he just happened to pull into. As I pulled into the driveway I looked out the rear view and see the girl pointing and yelling at him. Made my night to show her date's true colors of douche... and getting owned by the [e-thug] TURBO NEON R/T FTMFW!!!1!!!11!11!!!!! [/e-thug]
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-Mods: AGP WGA - Meth Inj. (not active) - 3" Cat-back only for now - Map Clamp.
-Modified TOB release fork installed for testing...
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So far my only kills have been a 2000 Vette from a 40 and 60 roll, a 2008 Mustang GT, a Civic Si (which I have been told now has a 100 shot so we'll have to go again now that it's a little more fair), and a stocker 350Z that only THOUGHT he wanted some. I'm full stage 3 w/o toys, spiking 19-20 and holding 17.
I have alot of very funny kills....but one that makes me laugh is......At the track, which they werent timing just street style......
People were telling me this honda wanted to race me, so this honda pulls up to me and asked me how many cars i wanted..... it was an h2b swap on motor....ummm guess how that turned out.
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Sure ill race you...which car you want..mustang or neon......thats what i thought, wrong choice
Doug levin has his shop literally 2 miles from..any way he street tunes this car on very very long road by my community..40 roll
Out come... devastating he spun for a lil @ 40 AWD and then his wastegate(s) opened holy mother of god it sounded like gods thunder bolt when they opened no joke!! Car sounds much different in real life waaay louder. He disappeared no joke like 10+cars in 2 secs.
He asked me "what happened" ...i shook my head and said I only have one turbo.
BTW car ran with no back hood so you can those two shiny bad boys.
Crazyness... Im playing the lotto tommorow.
Most recent was today; a 03-04 Focus SVT. He blew by me the day prior, racing a Civic. I didn't have the gas to be foolin' around, so I let them go. Then, today on the way home from work--and a full tank of unleaded--there he was... Killed him (of course!)
Before that, there was an mid-90s M5 with aftermarker exhaust that I (much to my amusement and surprise) smoked from a dig. I lifted at 80 and he did the required ricer flyby!
Other than that, my days have been rather uneventful...
EDIT: Oh, I'm also stock... with the spring mod FTMFW!
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"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow..."--Raoul Duke
one night i was driving to my friends house. this black g35 is riding my ass. gets next to me and floors it a couple times. so i mash the pedal to the floor, he instantly falls 4-5 car lengths back. he follows me to a red light, comes to a stop, and stalls out his car hahaha.
he starts it up again, light turns green, he floors it, i do the same. needless to say it was the same result. he turned down a side street in shame.
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2005 SRT-4
Stock PCM, DSP w/PTP canned tune, FW WGA, ED SEE, BFMIC, Mopar Rice Plate, Injen SRI, DCR 180 thermo, Granatelli Plug Wires, 4306 NGK plugs, V-band exhaust manifold.
Soon to come:
PTP S3K and supporting fuel mods
03 cobra whipple 16 psi in ocean city at 3am in the morning, while my GF was sleepin in the passenger side.........she woke up to the sexy sound of my wastegate opening up...
guy was like.........you must be runnin alot of boost??? AH!
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Built bottom end
strapped BC and CP
HTA 60
PTP when you fedex man gettin this block?
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Killed him (of course!)
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