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Old 06-06-2009, 06:40 PM   #38 (permalink)
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lol

A woman was in a coma. She had been
in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of
them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight
response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it
again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and
explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a
little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The
husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the
curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went
into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What
happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure;
maybe she choked.'
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