Not only did I have a Jew mother and a Catholic father but they where divorced. You would think I would have made out like a mufuckin bandit but alas they where both broke as a joke. I did however have to sit through Passover sedar, Rosh Hashanah, had to fast on Yom Kippur and I went to my grandmas every friday night for Shabbat when I was a youngster.
I was baptized into the Catholic faith when I was born, never had a Bar Mitzvah or even went to temple. When I was getting married I finished up my Catholic sacraments so I could have a Catholic ceremony. At that point my mom (who I had lived with my whole life) disowned me and did not come to my wedding.
So its not all fun any games.
